Missing

I suffered the indignity of the first episode of this latest 10 part soap opera and in doing so watched every tired cliché retread in the book. If you have run out of lines in a police drama then just insert "I'll get uniform on to it!" or " Uniform are on it, ma'am!" or better still "I thought uniform was dealing with that!" The ma'am in question doesn't get on with her boss, she doesn't know if she'll make important family gatherings because she's got a big case on, A chap is sulking 'cos his dad doesn't understand him being gay, an office romance is about as interesting as watching a fart dissipate.

Add to that the appalling script and the melodramatic nonsense of the story and you are in for a rough ride.

It's... well, just bloody awful!

Ahhh, where to begin . . . The dreary characters? The uninspired story lines?

The three main characters are DS "MJ" Croft, DC Jason Doyle, and civilian Amy Garnett, all working in the Dover missing persons unit. MJ? Think Vera, but without the depth. Jason? Self-involved and incompetent, with the tact of a petulent 10-year old - and he NEVER gets any better. Finally, Amy - bright and attractive, she'd be the one highlight in the missing persons office . . . If it weren't for her penchant for office romances! Then there's the evil-tempered DCI, who shows up a few episodes in - can't have a British police procedural without the office politics! She adds NOTHING to the show. And, finally, when you're thinking it can't get any worse (and wondering why you've wasted so much time on this rubbish), they bring in arrogant DC Josh Kemplin for the final three episodes, making them all but unbearable to watch.

The one bright spot in all of this is Mark Wingett as radio show host Danny Hayworth. He steals every scene he's in and is delightful throughout.

Unfortunately, he's not enough to save the show - thank goodness the producers finally had the good sense to pull the plug. If you looking for a series about a British missing persons unit that's actually worth watching, try "Chasing Shadows," with Reece Shearsmith and Alex Kingston - engaging characters and exciting storylines. But good luck finding it - it was on both Britbox and Amazon, but now is nowhere to be found.

I just found this series, and I think it's delightful. The writing is good, as is the acting; there are several well known actors in it. The plots aren't complicated, but that's just what I need sometimes. The episodes are 45 minutes long, and the cases are wrapped up in each episode, perfect for some "comfort TV". By no means is this series "horrible" as one previous reviewer wrote. It's also nice that the lead actress isn't a beautiful young Hollywood type, but rather a real person; this is something I like about British series.

Boring stories. No suspense, but over acted and " grouchy" characters. No excitement and their laws, they cannot DO ANYTHING! The officers get killed and run over in British police shows, they hold up their hands and people are suppose to stop! Really!

The Sargeant is so bland and has no acting skills. She just goes off the handle at friends, and moons her way with the family suspects.

Murder is 10 years, no wonder they have so many there! Too much blather about their own family. It is so boring. Family is not kidnapped or killed by serial killer, just people who cry about family who leaves because they don't get along! Boring, waste of my time.

Was always curious to watch this show on acorn tv. I'm certainly glad I did! A great cast and surprisingly fantastic guest actors! A lot of good eastenders and coronation street and The royal today alumn!!

I rather like Pauline Quirke in anything she does. She always does the tough broad role rather well! Just to bad they didn't leave her with more of her own character like a mum and wife for this role as a smart DCI

The Show is short and simple half hour episodes which are light and thankfully not to much of the rigor mortises, blood and guts that doesn't appeal to us who are a bit faint at heart!