Damon's Revenge

It's a sequel to Burial Ground Massacre. I knew something was wrong, but when everything is wrong, it's easy to miss it. Anyway, the plot you read on IMDB starts about 1 hour into the movie, don't even remember what happened before that. It has some hilariously bad moments, and overall the line deliveries, sound editing and dialog are all so terrible that you may get a decent laugh out of it. Not 100% sure there was a plot though.

Lack of plot, acting, anything redeeming. Could you make it anymore obvious that the positive reviews are fake? Most of these reviews complimenting the acting when in an objective reality it has some of the worst acting I have seen in any film period. IMDB really needs to get control of the fake reviews and ratings. Any person with a brain would see this is no more than a 1 star. You would show this in university film classes to show students exactly what NOT to do. Unacceptable excuse for a movie.

This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. The characters are overdone stereotypes and the acting is so bad that I spent half of the movie thinking it was a foreign film with terrible voice actors. Also I think the world could do without Native American villains, especially ones referred to with a slur. The ending, like the rest of the movie, was predictable. I've never bothered to review a movie publicly, but this was so abominable that if I can save even one person from wasting their time watching this, it will be worth me wasting my time writing this. I really hope everyone involved with this project considers a career change.

There's something about movies like this that always get me. I was glued to the screen right to the very end. Adriana was my favorite character and the way it ended had me on edge. Exciting movie, a really fun thriller. Easily 7 stars.

Do not watch this movie high. Beware it is the worst acting ever. Especially Michael madsen in the first scene. He sounds like he is reading his lines for the first time and having a hard time seeing the words. That's about as far as I got into the movie while writing this review. You've been warned. Enjoy! I'm sad I never saw the movie that came before this. Also ladies, do not flash boobs for alcohol. There is an Edward Norton (younger years) evil character lookalike. I honestly have no idea what is going on in this movie but it makes for a good distraction and background noise. Probably should watch the first movie.