- Johnny Klebitz: A brother might stab you in the back, a woman certainly will, but a bike will never let you down.
- Billy Grey: So Johnny, where's my bike?
- Johnny Klebitz: You know where it is.
- Billy Grey: Let me rephrase the question: where the fuck is my bike and why haven't you fucking gotten it back, friend-brother?
- David 'Dave' Grossman: I'm being shafted. By the law! Do you have any idea what that feels like?
- Johnny Klebitz: Mercifully not.
- Billy Grey: Get my bike!
- Johnny Klebitz: What am I? YOUR FUCKING DOG?
- Brian Jeremy: I told you we should have got the bike.
- Johnny Klebitz: You told me? You told me? You don't tell me shit, you little fuck.
- Ashley Butler: look Johnny, look. have you got any money? I need forty bucks, I need it real bad, baby.
- Johnny Klebitz: [implying that she needed the money for drugs] Not this time. You can kill yourself on your own. goodbye, Ash
- Ashley Butler: Just say the word, sugar, and we'll ride off into the sunset.
- Johnny Klebitz: Yeah, you, me, and that little habit of yours.
- Ashley Butler: You're my habit, Johnny.
- Thomas Stubbs III: [Revealing he's completely naked] Tom Stubbs. How do you do?
- Johnny Klebitz: Well, now that you mention it... I'm starting to feel a little queasy.