Outlaw's Buckle

There is nothing to write about this piece of s...t show because I can't even call it a movie.

The most "dangerous" criminal is in handcuffs and incarcerated with a huge army knife on his belt plus a lighter. Then the "most dangerous criminal" is not able to cut the "sheriff's" throat and some fake pink blood runs from his ear..anddd a pump shotgun just jamms when they are supposed to shoot the bad guy.

Do not waste your time.

What is this? Who wrote this? I have so many questions. This is not a good movie, nor is it suspenseful or thrilling in any way. There are times where it almost resembles a film school movie, but it's quickly overshadowed by poor cinematography and low production quality. Even the audio is bad. The extended dialogue scenes are my favorite because it gives the audience a well deserved break from the tired and predictable plot.

The movie was boring. The story was boring and the ending was predictable.

If you enjoy a movie with a strong story to tell and a build to an unexpected ending, then you are going to love this. It's never easy telling an engaging story with minimal characters and basically one set, but they pulled it off. Watch it and be patient.

The Room. Plan 9 From Outer Space. Manos: Hands Of Fate. What do they all have in common? They're all widely considered some of the worst movies ever made.

Enter Outlaw's Buckle by writer and director Brett Bentman, which is a worthy new contender to the worst of genre. The difference? People actually watched the above movies and deemed them the worst. I can't imagine enough people actually watching this and taking the time to care, and it won't be making the rounds at any midnight showings any time soon.

This is the second movie I have watched by this director with the first one being the almost equally horrible 90 Feet From Home but at least that movie had a couple of performances compelling enough to justify the runtime. There is nothing good about this sorry excuse of a movie from the writing to the directing to the acting to the cinematography to the score to the anything and all of the other terms I have used here are used loosely.

I've watched a lot of good movies and I've watched a lot of bad movies and I've never felt so strongly the need to rate and review one so badly because as much as I stretch my imagination I cannot think of a movie I have ever had the pleasure or displeasure of viewing that is even close to the level of awful that this abomination somehow managed to reach. And so I created this account for the first time after all these years so that I can say I did my part as a humanitarian to warn others to avoid it at any necessary cost. Hang it up director. You are not cut out for this job.