- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: This is Sea Lion territory. Don't ever shake your conceited Jag butt over here again!
- Avery: Excuse me. Then who's supposed to show your school what a real squad looks like?
- Kayla: Not this mariachi band.
- Treyvonetta: [aggressively] You're so lucky I found Jesus.
- Gloria: [pulls the antagonists apart] Hey, hey, hey...!
- Treyvonetta: I didn't use my hands!
- Gloria: All right! But you can't *fight* girls like this. They press charges.
- Avery: Right. Run away.
- Skyler: Anyway... you are my sister.
- [emphatically:]
- Skyler: I... always... wanted... a sister.
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: It's gonna take more than a marriage licence for us to be considered sisters.
- Skyler: Yeah, well, even the Brady Bunch had issues.
- Avery: Seriously, Cat, you're like a stalker. Don't you have anything, like, *better* to do?
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: Better, like watching you sweat off a spray tan? Yeah, I do. I'm going to Sea Lion practice. They voted me captain.
- Gloria: [re Christina] Why is that girl dancing with her tongue out?
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: [frowns] She says it helps her concentrate.
- Gloria: I used to have a dog that did that. Couldn't cheer either.
- Skyler: How do they get their bodies to move like that?
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: Don't be scared, Sky. Look, I got you looking good. This is impromptu flavour school for you guys. We're about to loosen you guys up.
- Skyler: What do you mean?
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: Oh, you'll see!
- [laughs]
- Christina: [as Sky watches Lina dancing with Gloria and Treyvonetta] What's wrong now?
- Skyler: Nothing. I just realized something. I just realized that Lina already has two sisters. She doesn't need me.
- Christina: Come on, you're being so Betty Buzzkill right now. I know you better than anyone else and it seems to me like you both need each other.
- Skyler: [resignedly] I have homework. I should go home.
- Skyler: [after half of the team members dropped out] Are you gonna give up?
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: And let Avery win? Never.
- Avery: [arrives] Hey, Cat... You're dreaming if you still think you have a shot at winning the Spirit Championships.
- Kayla: [taunting] Yeah, it's a competition. Not a siesta!
- Skyler: [finally explodes] Yo, back off, skanks! Before I slap that cheer out of your mouth! I mean, you think you can just roll up on us without even thinking about it?
- [shakes her head defiantly]
- Skyler: Yo, yo, uh-uh, we do *not* play that game. Oh, and I am so *sick* of you fronting like you were stunting! You know what? As a matter of fact...
- [is about to take off her earrings so that she can get real, real scrappy]
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: No, no, no, no, Sky!
- Skyler: This is not gonna be good! But it's gonna be on!
- Kayla: Check it, I got this.
- Skyler: So watch what you're looking at, huh?
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: Sky! I got this!
- Skyler: Watch what you're looking at!
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: For real, just chill. Chill!
- Kayla: [taunting Sky] Someone's getting a little ghetto.
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: [to Sky] Go practice that Zen thing.
- Christina: [to her friend] Oh. Who took the spirit stick out of your butt?
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: Look, Avery, Evan was right. Only reason you're sweating me is because you know that I can beat you.
- Avery: No, that just means Evan was wrong about two things. Choosing you...
- [smirks]
- Avery: and doubting me.
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: I don't think so.
- Avery: No, that's right, you wouldn't. Because, you see, you don't think like an All Star.
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: Gmph.
- Avery: Come.
- [leads Kayla away, who flicks her hair disdainfully]
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: [to Evan] I guess I'm just another chica gone loco, huh? You know how wild and hot-blooded we are.
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: You were right, Avery, I wasn't thinking like an All Star. But you know what?
- Avery: What?
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: Now I'm thinking like a winner.
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: [just before the finals are about to commence] Are you all right?
- Skyler: [with that sense of loss] I just wish she were here.
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: Your mother's always here. In your heart.
- Catalina 'Lina' Cruz: [Dream Team won, Jaguars came a poor second] So, is this the part where we kiss and make up?
- Avery: [still has that defiance] Cat... Bite me!
- Evan: [Avery ran tearfully to her brother] I know, I know...
- [comforts her]
- Avery: [re the trophy and everything lost] That's mine!
- Evan: Losing sucks!