Cyborg Conquest

Yes it is a B movie. Yes it is 100% absurd. Yes you need to turn off all mind/logic to enjoy it. But, if you can do that, you are in for a ride. There are times when it is amazing and others when it is laughable. In all, if you are watching this late at night, not having anything else to do, you can have a good time. I'm not going into story line details much, but it has to do with a gang of female bikers and how they end up in a scheme out of a sci-fi movie. (heh)

Technically 7 of 10 (my score for this) is not accurate, my score is more of the fun I had watching this, not any technical or other aspects of this movie.

This actually is pure fun and hey the ladies are pretty the story is fiction...it's a movie that does t take its seriously And you shouldn't too enjoy a good laff folks heck I know some of these people they do exist.

The bar scene says it all the the men in black but in white here.

Wow since when we gotta fill 600 words well ok I'll continue, Suspension of belief is important of any film,and adds to the future. The scary parts the crazy bits love the bikes.

Well I'll conclude by saying if you got 90 mins to spare or even better late at night it's a watcher so grab beer and a pizza this is perfect for that.

Satisfying…Worth the $7 Coke and $3 popcorn,If We had seen in a mall cinema.

This film brings back The Robots unlike Terminator : Salvation.

The cast is lead by Stacey Dash & Paul LeMat ,With a heart-felt role by Richard Lynch,Makes the most of unusual plot that actually plays out logically.

If you squint you can make out the visages of Rhett Giles and Griff Furst (Leigh Scott buddies with big reps.) in disguise as bar no-goodniks .

Paul LeMat (American Graffiti) is back as a evil genius robot maker,Surely what Walt Disney would have devolved into.

Must admit Leigh Scott has matured in his craft,Nary a flaw in site for this Sci-Fi adventure.

So,Summing up we get motorcycles,A lot of Down Blouse shots of all the actresses,Robot violence,Maybe a resurrection or two( Said very carefully !).

You know that some films don't make much sense overall, and some hold together pretty well but fall apart at the end, well, this one doesn't make sense on a minute-to-minute basis. The direction is choppy and uneven. The actors can be divided up into those who are incompetent amateurs and those who are competent but unwilling to put any effort into this turkey. The screenwriters occasionally attempted to be clever, with references to other, better SF films, etc., but for the most part their attempts fell flat. Granted, the look of the film was professional and glossy, but it was slapped together in such a haphazard fashion that it only points up what a missed opportunity this was. The basic idea of beauteous babes on motorcycles battling killer androids directed by a evil genius held a lot of promise. It could have been very cool. If they had done interesting camera angles, if they had not interrupted the story with stupid flashbacks, if they had kept the story simple and logical scene by scene, if the characters had been a little more sympathetic, if, if, if a lot of things might have worked together better to make a film worth watching, which this one was not.

Not happy with this one. It is one of very few movies that I have ever just quit watching and not felt like I missed anything, even with half of the movie remaining. The shame is that I've actually liked Dash in other movies that I've seen her in.

The image quality was surprisingly high, but the plot and dialog were lacking. I felt no interest in the welfare of the characters while the dialog and plot were cliché-filled and the accents were completely off. I struggled to actually watch the half of the movie that I did watch. Even though I hate to be this down on things, I just felt the other review was misleading enough that there needed to be some balance.

To sum it up, it's just not worth the time.