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Loveable actors playing mostly unbelievable characters in an unbelievable plot that hinges on a boy's video recording. Mixed soundtrack as confusing as rest of the movie. The elements were all there for a great film but writer/director Crow didn't know in which direction to take it.

The movie features an all star cast each having an amazing talent for expressing the emotions of their characters into fully 3 dimensional people: emotions, brokenness, past history, failures, etc. I actually expected this to be a "low brainer" movie. How wrong I was and so glad that I took the time to discover this movie is rare gem. .... OK some reviewers were / are expecting these actors to revive past roles that blew minds just to drag in an audience. Nah, that would be too simple! Instead Cameron Crowe utilized the known strengths of each of the actors in a truly romantic (comedy) using their individual skills to tell the story. (I will leave up for debate whether he (Crowe) was capitalizing on past performances) . Love the cast and the story. Only sort of negative would be to include more local Hawaii natives to flesh out their love of culture. That said the natives that do appear are delightful. Enjoy this movie with these thoughts in mind. As for me I must see it again soon!

I actually thought I was going crazy while listening to the dialogue in the movie...questioning my sanity. Never have humans ever interacted the way this movie portrays it. I would not be shocked if aliens wrote this movie because that's how insane the interactions are. None of it makes sense, the characters are bizarre, and I had no idea what was going on. This is billed as a romantic comedy when it really a test of who your willpower and how long you can watch this weird concoction of like seven different stories happening at once. How do movies like this get made with so many famous people?!

First off this movie is a joke to Hawaii and the military. Only Battleship and USS Indianapolis our worse for military movies. The whole movie is rushed from the start, does not give any time to develop just jumps right to get to the end. The story is actually pretty good and could be done very well, but the execution was just terrible. Had good songs placed in the wrong moments. Great actors whose talents were misused. The trailer for this movie is way better than the movie and misleads you to thinking that this will be one of the best movies. I don't know what they were going for but it missed the mark. I wouldn't say totally unwatchable but definitely not a good watch. It's just disappointing knowing what could of been.

Aloha has absolutely no idea what it wants to be. If I had to count, I'd say there are about 10 subplots in this movie which is about 9 too many for a romcom. Sure, it's based on real-life, but that's no excuse to make a terrible movie. It's a chore to watch this thing, it took me three separate sittings before I can make it to the end without falling asleep or dying of boredom. Its tone is probably the worst offender. Like I said, it has no idea what it wants to be, so it tries to be everything. A love story, a political statement, a bittersweet comedy, a tense drama-mystery about a guy trying to control space - it does not mesh well at all. I had forgotten Alec Baldwin was even in the movie at one point, and that was probably the most interesting storyline in the damn thing. It's frustrating because there is a good story in there! Somewhere! I think. It's hard to tell with all the surrounding sh*t.

The cast is the only good thing about this movie. It's just a shame watching them have to recite this terrible dialogue to one another. They even have chemistry at times which helps during the cringe-y moments, but convincing acting doesn't make a bad script good. It just makes a bad script... somewhat watchable. But don't watch it. It sucks.