- Jonathan: You know the worst thing about holiday shoppers? They can never accept the fact that the night is over.
- Ken Bates: Where's the holiday bonuses?
- Brian: Are they like in your office or something?
- Jonathan: I thought I told you that there were going to be no holiday bonuses this year.
- Ken Bates: What the fuck?
- Archie: Jonathan this is bullshit even for you.
- Brian: That's not what you told me. All you said was that there'd be layoffs after the holidays.
- Chris Godecki: Woah. The hell? Like who?
- Brian: I mean for sure you with them bathroom breaks.
- Chris Godecki: I wash my hands this place is a fucking cesspool!