Nest of Vampires

The script is all over the place. The acting is awful. Not every actor stinks but enough do to ruin the movie. The American with the civil war looking hat may be the worst actor i have ever seen in my life. I assume he is related to someone and thats how he got the gig. The story is bad and difficult to follow at times. And not even remotely scary. NOT a vampire movie in my opinion. My wife and I enjoyed making fun of it and that is the only reason we watched the entire movie. Had either of us been alone we would have turned it off in the first 10 min. DO NOT WATCH.

This film is unequivocally the worst film I have ever seen! Can't believe I wasted time and money watching this garbage. There is no value in this film at all, the plot (if there even is one) is boring, the acting is awful and the direction is poor. The only scary thing that happened in this 'horror' film was when I was bored half to death. Stay well away!

This is a total tragedy. I do not know in what direction the current cinematography is going, but if the director's colleagues raise the rating of his film, it will be poor. I understand that there are currently several films being made a week, but please. Or rather, I beg you - let's stop lying and rate such crap so highly.

Look I'm by no means a movie critic but I know god movies from bad. I even like B rated movies. But this was just simply terrible. I read previous reviews and those that had anything good to say about this movie if you can call it that. Must be related to the cast in some way. No one being completely honest would ever say anything good about this movie. It was hard to follow and made very little since. The acting was bad. I'm not saying anything against the actors. As I have watch some of them in other things and know its not their fault. But the way it was written and directed. Knowing that this was the directors first full length film hopefully he will read these reviews and learn from his mistakes and do better next time. I'm sure with practice and bigger budget he might do better.

Hidden in the aimless scenes and slack direction is the odd nugget of dialogue with a noirish gleam. But mostly it's pure panto: "I'm about to do a spot of decorating. I was thinking dark red would suit this room." It may be remiss to dump on a film that cost £30,000, but it seems to be only this type of film-making that can hit a pitch of such sublime pap. Maybe one day Nest of Vampires will get its own Disaster Artist-style eulogy.