Satyameva Jayate 2

Satyameva Jayate 2 pulled a Marvel with its trailer. I actually believed that all three avatars of John Abraham existed together in the film. But sadly, that was all a farce. Milap Milan Zaveri returns with the (spiritual) sequel to his 2018 violent film; Satyameva Jayate starring Buy 2 Get 1 Free John Abraham, producer & actor Divya Khosla Kumar; who surprisingly doesn't sing for herself in the film and other irrelevant cast members who don't survive the triple Joh Abraham punch/slap/flex/spank.

Balram Azad's (Papa Abraham) twins become the Home Minister (Homey Abraham) & a self proclaimed flamboyant cop (Flex Abraham). Together they battle corruption in the country. The sequel is basically multiple incidents stitched together and at the end we get a big reveal (which we saw coming a mile away because of the actor cast in that role).

We are all aware of the Buy Two Get One Free offer at our neighbourhood supermarkets right? When retail outlets try to get rid of their almost expired or expired stock. Well, think of Satyameva Jayate 2 as that expired, foul smelling, crumbling stock. Where Zaveri Sahab gives us three Abrahams for the price of Two.

The movie tackles the age old problem of corruption. For people who thought this movie would tackle it in a unique way; think again. It is the same old solution showcased incident after incident. It aims to be secular by covering all religions (albeit one); tackles poverty, intolerance and harassment.

Divya Khosla Kumar plays the most cold blooded character till date as she doesn't bat an eyelid when her father is lynched/beaten to pulp in front of her eyes by a group of coordinated & disgruntled farmers.

If Milap Zaveri is making a third film in this franchise, then we will have two Papa Abrahams who are brothers, they both have a pair of twins, who also grow up to be Abrahams. So, we get 2+ 2+2 = 6 John Abrahams at the cost of our soul.

I'll say one thing "iss saal radhe movie aai kya kam thi jo yeh movie aa gayi". The entire story of the movie is complete pathetic it seems like it's not a one movie it's a mixture of all the movies like Kamal Haasan's indian, Vikram's aparichit, NTR .Jr's jai luv kush and all of it. Action is pathetic, dialogues are pathetic, background music is atrocious, even acting is very dull and good for nothing. Worst music some of the songs are remaked only one song is good "Jana gana mana". Only one thing is good unity and equality between every religion. Other than the movie is more pathetic and more worst than radhe. And the last thing is saif ali khan's humshakals is better than this movie.

This movie is literally made to steal your money, it's a total scam. I can't even expect acting from one john abraham so how can I see 3 expressionless John Abrahams at once? Pure nonsense movie, it feels like producer, director and actors were joking around and made this nonsense to Torture audience or to take some Revenge from us. This movie should only be played in Jail or hell.

John Abraham is a God who loves to talk in couplets rather than sentences. His two sons (also John Abrahams) inherit his couplet habit. These two John Abrahams (actually three) manage to do what Captain America failed in by actually stopping an airborne helicopter and by also solving problems like corruption, communal dissonance, systematic malfeasance, sexual misconduct and whatnot by killing the culprits, hence by promoting aggressive vigilantism and instant summary execution as the only hope. I think Satyameva Jayate 2 should be inducted into the dictionary as a synonym for Hyper-jingoism. This film is so exaggerated in every sense that calling it ridiculously excessively would be an understatement and making sense of the plot is like wishing to find a strawberry tree bearing a mango.

One Word Review for this film: "CRINGE" Cinemas might get closed again after the audience will watch this damp squib film. Why John Why? Why your fans should tolerate this trashy film. And why the makers are still making movies like this in 2021?

From the first scene of the movie, the makers have shown that it will be full of cringe scenes and shoddy screenplay. Watch it at your own risk. Everything is awfully bad in the film, insufferably poor writing, terrible direction, pathetic performances, and cringe-worthy dialogues.

Some are like: Har gunehgar ko aisi maut maroonga ... ki agle janam mein maa ki kok se kya... baap ki top se bhi nikalne se darega.

Mera funda dandi nahi hai ... mera funda danda hai ... Gandhi ji ki hamesha jai ho ... lekin Bhagat Singh mera banda hai.

John Abraham's triple role turns into three times more torture. Divya Khosla Kumar has no relation with acting. Potential actors like Harsh Chhaya, Anup Soni, and Gautami Kapoor are completely wasted. With the high-octane action sequences, over-the-top dialogues & loud background music, everything in the film is unbearable.

Some scenes are insufferable and very hard to digest. John Abraham in his Kisan role triggers a mini-earthquake by hammering a plough into the barren ground 😀. Second John pulls the engine off of SUV with his hands 😜. Third John lift the Bike with a person sitting on it😛. And in the climax scene, all three John come together and prevent a helicopter from taking off with their bare hands 😂.

Movie Rating: Direction 1/5 Acting 1.5/5 Dialogues 0.5/5 Story 1/5 Screenplay 1/5.