- [last lines]
- Talon: Remember. Life may lead you where you least expect, but have faith, and you'll know exactly where you were meant to be.
- Budderball: How did this happen?
- Mudbud: Your stomach is how it happened, dude!
- Rosebud: Pointing paws isn't gonna get us home!
- Buddha: Sometimes, the greatest journeys start accidentally and end with a higher purpose.
- Shasta: Hello, Francois. Hello, Fellipe. How is it going?
- Francois: It was all fine until you showed up.
- Rosebud: Hey, why don't you pick on someone your own size?
- Francois: Well, who do we have here? Blondie?
- Rosebud: Who are you calling blonde? We're golden! Golden retrievers!
- Francois: Just be lucky we're not calling you our lunch!
- Computer: You've got mail.
- Bartleby: Don't tell me unless you've got something to show me! It's supposed to make life simpler, but what can be simpler than opening an envelope, right?
- Shasta: The biggest dogs should be closest to the sled. That means Budderball and Mudbud.
- Budderball: Hey, who are you calling biggest?
- Mudbud: Dude, chillax.
- Shasta: The fastest dogs should go in the middle. That would be B-Dawg and Buddha.
- B-Dawg: You got that right. I'm the fastest in my clan.
- Budderball: Rosebud will be up front with me to navigate.
- Rosebud: Because girls aren't afraid to ask for directions.
- Rosebud: What's wrong with the ground? It's so cold.
- Budderball: It's like a dream come true! We're surrounded by vanilla ice cream!
- Mudbud: Where's the dirt?
- [Budderball tastes the snow]
- Budderball: This ice cream's got no flavor! This isn't a dream; It's my worst nightmare!
- Jean George: Come on, you stupid, useless fleabags!
- Francois: Those puppies saved our lives.
- Phillipe: Yeah. Our musher abandoned us and left us for dead.
- Francois: It's time to go on strike.
- [Jean George's dogs slow to a stop. Jean George yells in French]
- Jean George: No, no, no! What are you doing, huh?