A woman becomes obsessed with a sofa she has seen in a shop window. Unable to think of anything else, she goes to desperate lengths to possess the furniture of her dreams.
After losing out to Susan Blower on the game show 'Touch The Truck', Mandy is determined to win a local line-dancing endurance competition to make something of herself.
To earn extra cash Mandy rents a room in her home out via AirBnB to Sergei, a Russian on "holiday" to the UK. Mandy and Sergei begin a whirlwind "romance" leading to the most dramatic wedding since Scott married Charlene.
After being fired from her job as a human sushi platter in a restaurant, Mandy is asked out by customer Geoff. When he calls round to pick her up from the salon she persuades him to try the new fish pedicure she has supplied the fish for.
Fearing her unhealthy lifestyle may lead to her missing the Strongest Man contest in Gateshead, Mandy goes on a health kick. She offers to take a widower's dog for a walk but the pills she's taking to stop smoking make her violently angry.
Mandy calls a radio phone in, telling the incredulous presenter (Iain Lee) that she is calling from inside a coffin that she is stuck in. Iain asks her to explain how she ended up in this predicament - so she relays the whole sorry story.
