Grandmother's Farm

Wow. I have just finished this masterpiece and am in tears. This is not a film, but simply is form of excellent Emirati art. Was on the edge of my seat to find out the actions of the titular grandmother, and was not disappointed. This landmark of a film portrayed the emotions of the characters through oscar worthy performances, leaving nothing to be desired. Director Ahmed Zain must be praised for this tasteful beauty. I feel an urge to cry that i will never watch it for the first time again. My passions were ignited by the glorious score of music. I know others will experience the same joy watching this artform. This is not a film, but an experience.

A spectacularly bad movie on every level. The characters are ridiculous, the plot (what there is of one) makes no sense, the acting is risible, the dialogue is nonsense and the direction is laughable. I can't understand how the people involved in this thought what they were doing was ok. This movie makes a mockery of film making as entertainment and how it and the equally terrible Part II ended up on a major streaming network beggars belief. Until I saw this I thought it took talent to make a movie but now I'm off to find some people who have never acted and someone who has never written a script, film it on my phone and wait for the streaming companies to come and throw money at me. Do yourself a favour and watch grass grow instead.

Dabbe it is not...it's just not enough of anything! It's not BAD, but it's not really GOOD, either! I get the whole correlation between what he's reading and what's happening,but if you aren't an intellectual,most of that could pass you by. Also, there wasn't really a definitive REASON as to why things were happening, and a final ending. I think I'll skip the sequel.

Watch it if you want to waste an hour. The plot makes very little sense, the acting is abysmal and the ending is just... confusing. Complete and utter waste of time.

Some people sell their soul to the devil for money and power, however I would do so just to be given the opportunity to meet the outstanding cast of this eye opening. Some people idolise do people like George Lucas however they are clearly wrong. I showed my grandmother (who by the way does live on a farm) and she was so thrilled she had a heart attack and died. Her death however was not in vein as this delicacy of a movie has sent her straight to heaven and our lord jesus. I've shown this movie to over 60,000 people so far and all have them have spontaneously combusted almost immediately now they rest with my grandma in the big H. If I hadn't watched this movie until I was of legal age I would have though it was stupid however this simply emphasises the sheer scale of the horror and cinematic talent of this movie. Recently I had completed a 10,000 dissatation of Indiana jones and it was simply time wasted as analysing this would have been far superior. I hope my review has been helpful.