- Neil: Do you ever think your life would be different if you were Bill Gates or Steve Jobs' son?
- Gilbert: I would like to be Elon Musk's son. I would even suck your dick if it meant I could be his son.
- Neil: So you think there is an actual scenario where you sucking my dick will lead to Elon Musk being your father?
- Gilbert: Never underestimate the power of a good dick suck.
- Robber: Black lives matter.
- Officer Shepherd: Neither of you two are black.
- Gas Station Clerk: That's why you haven't shot him yet?