- Abraham Laing: There once was a girl who lived in a shop, who'd only eat her mismatched socks, until one day along came a lion and gobbled her up in just 2 hops.
- Elize: Sandra? I'm Elize.
- Young Sandra: What do you want?
- Elize: I'm from Swaziland. That's another country.
- Young Sandra: I know that, I'm not stupid.
- Elize: All of my friends have always been black.
- Young Sandra: I'm not black.
- Young Sandra: Upon seeing Elize with a bloody nose: What happened? Tell me.
- Elize: I told Annie you wern't black and she hit me.
- Sannie Laing: Anything else for you Joseph?
- Joseph: I need a new wife. This one she is too expensive.