Mercury Man

I saw this at our local electronics shop that buys movies and thought it would just be a fun "kung fu" action flick. Well, they got the "kung fu" part... kinda.

It started off simple enough with a number of setups for plot points later in the movie, so don't be surprised when you're easily able to predict what will happen.

The problem I had with this movie is not that it's a ripoff of Spiderman, but that nothing in the plot made any sense. The main character, Chan, is imbued with powers from a magical space amulet that makes him get really overheated when he gets excited and burns off his clothes. You would think they would have gone with a Human Torch kind of character, but his powers are the ability to control metal objects. There is another that is supposed to be a moon stone, but it gives you ice powers. When these elements are combined, you get Captain Pl... err, I mean, you get a nuclear bomb. The main antagonist is Usama Bin Ali (bet you can't guess who he's supposed to be) and he's upset at America and wants to destroy a US boat carrying bombs (that we never actually see) with a nuclear bomb made from the magic rocks that will kill everyone in Thailand (I think they're in Thailand). I don't mind when a movie wants to have a message, but you have a super hero battling terrorists, you lose something. The whole terrorist (movie) plot just seems forced and I don't understand why a movie base in an Asian country with Asian actors/inhabitants would have such a heavily influenced Middle Eastern agenda. I am certainly no geography or history major, but to me it makes no sense at all and it makes the message confusing. Was the director anti-American or anti-terrorist? They didn't even have a real supervillain for Chan to fight.

After Chan gets his powers and continually asking for more exposition to understand what's going on because us, the watchers, wouldn't have a clue without it, goes around the city to fight crime. He stops such daring criminals like a drunk driver by throwing the driver and his car into the air and crashing him into a billboard, he ends a very slow police car chase by smashing the car and probably killing everyone inside, and even stops a couple of "evil" elephants on a rampage... that only started rampaging because of some kid with psychic powers.

Oh, you didn't know about the kid with psychic powers? Yeah, there's this kid with psychic powers that can control your mind, bend gun barrels, move things without touching them... it's a plot point that is never used properly. The bad guys have him in their possession and the only thing they use him for is to find the boat they want to destroy. Seems like a lot of wasted potential.

The movie attempts to be all philosophical and completely fails at it. There is one scene where a random monk tells Chan that "to control your body, you must control your mind, then you can control your body". They also keep throwing this whole "you must contain the fires in your heart" kind of messages. I get what they were going for, but I don't think the writers understood the message they were trying to convey. They also try to string things together that have no business being strung together, like when they try to explain that Chan's powers can be nullified with electricity because the magic stone doesn't like honey. No, I am not making that up. The stone is apparently alive and if you feed it honey, it becomes docile. The honey has enzymes and therefore has the same properties as electricity. It makes total sense.

A lot of the dubbing isn't that good, they tried to do their best and that's fine, but you can really tell they just didn't know what to say in a lot of cases. The newscasters are especially bad.

The fight scenes are just ok, it's nothing you haven't seen before and there's a lot of use of wires and suspension rigs to make the actors move in ways they physically cannot. This isn't a bad thing, but you can really tell when the actors are on wires. That being said, it won't matter much because you can't usually see what's happening anyway. The way they cut the fight scenes will drive you crazy. Nearly every fight scene only shows about a second of footage before cutting to another angle, so you never really get to see them fight. Not all of them are this way, but the majority are cut too fast to really enjoy it.

Costumes and outfits are fine, again, nothing special. The look of the girl who takes on the moon stone was decent, though you could tell she was wearing a sports bra and panties (not that I expect her to be naked, but you can tell she's just wearing clothes, would have been better with a full body suit).

The CG work isn't good, but considering when this came out and where it was released, I'll give it a pass.

Overall, it's not really a good movie, it's not really a bad movie, it just exists and isn't really worth the watch unless you just want to be bored.

Mercury Man (2006) is a Thai movie I recently watched on Tubi. The storyline follows a fireman who comes into contact with a strange substance while putting out a fire. He transforms into a super hero and finds himself fighting crime as a vigilante when he isn't fighting fires...

This movie is directed by Bhandit Thongdee (The Unborn) and stars Libby Brien (Don't Close Your Blinds), Philip Hersh (Red Cliff), Metinee Kingpayome (Province 77) and Anon Saisangcharn (The Second Site).

The best part of this movie are the women fight scene, particularly at the beginning and end. The dialogue and acting is terrible. The special effects are pretty crazy and many scenes feel like you're watching a bad Spider-Man movie. The super hero elements are not done well but most of the hand to hand combat scenes are entertaining.

Overall this is a below average addition to the action genre that I would score a 4/10 and recommend skipping.

Apart from 1 or 2 good action scenes this movie has nothing to offer! I wasn't expecting anything special! But what I did get was far below average! I can't imagine that this movie will appeal to anyone! The biggest problem of this movie is that it takes itself to seriously! They could have done so if they at least delivered on the action front! This movie could have used more humor which would have improved the badly choreographed action scenes immensely! Also what bothered me a lot wasn't the bad acting or the plot and even the bad choreography! It was the inconsistency of the use of superpowers! At one time he is able to fly and suddenly he can't! At one time he is able to use some form of telekinesis and just like that he isn't able to and just keeps on jumping and kicking like a muay Thai fighter! The very few special fx are OK, but nothing you haven't seen before! My guess is that this movie is made for children! But trust me even children would like this movie! Avoid "Mercury Man" at all costs!

At the time of its release, MERCURY MAN, Thailand's first foray into the superhero genre was one of the more expensive movies ever made in the country, but it's dismal box office performance there didn't bode well for its producers' hopes that it would "go international" or have the box-office muscle of Sam Raimi's SPIDERMAN, the film it's most obviously been modelled on, right down to the lead character's sinewy-rubbery costume, which can be easily duplicated in a computer for those dazzling flights of fancy across urban landscapes.

The film is flawed enough that it probably never stood a chance of cracking the international market anyways. Glossy production values aside--and they're often rare in Thai cinema--there's a weird sense that the whole thing is some kind of thinly-veiled propaganda.

After having part of a mystical "Solar Mercury" amulet embedded in his chest, a hot-shot fireman (Vasan Kantha-u) must learn to control his temper (in a country known for silencing dissent, no less, not to mention alienating religious minorities) if he's to defeat not only various hooligans around the city, but also a small band of Muslim extremists led by a dude named "Usama" who bears a rather unfortunate resemblance to Richard Lynch in the Chuck Norris classic INVASION U.S.A.

The terrorists need the amulet, paired with it's sister--the "Lunar Mercury"--to aid their plans to attack the literal and symbolic American interests around the country (Helloooo, massive McDonald's & Hard Rock Cafe product placements!!). Interestingly, the film features a little boy with psychic powers who opens the film by demonstrating his ability to stop a stopwatch at will. Funny that they'd need a scene like that...

For the money the filmmakers spent (which still wasn't much by American standards), everything looks pretty good, but the computer effects are hobbled on occasion by a clear misunderstanding of the laws of physics on the part of their creators, such as those that would govern the car Mercury Man kicks into a billboard, where it becomes stuck rather than crashing through! Yes, I know it's a fantasy, and I can accept Mercury Man's metal-based powers allowing him to "fly" between metal objects without the aid of machinery or ropes or webs, but billboards can't stop cars! The cast is generally quite dull, but I've come to expect that in Thai cinema. Pretty faces, but not much expression, including the ones Mercury Man's boyish alter ego must suppress for fear of catching on fire, as his crotch nearly does when he cops a few glances at a Penthouse magazine tucked away in his drawer.

The action choreography, by Prachya Pinkaew and his ONG BAK/TOM YUM GOONG team, are the main reasons this is watchable, but there's a certain recycled feeling about them now, with only the more expensive costuming and modern-looking locations differentiating them from those seen in the earlier Tony Jaa films and virtually everything else that Pinkaew has touched to date. On top of that, there's one hell of a lot editing going on in these sequences. Every connected blow is followed by an immediate cut to a closeup or a long shot, which tends to make you wonder just how many stunt doubles are being disguised with every splice. Fans of BEAUTIFUL BOXER, the life story of trans-gender Muay Thai boxer Parinya Charoenphon, might enjoy watching her, largely undoubled it would seem, kick the snot out a batch of evildoers in white lab shirts.

And the final fight between Mercury Man and the villain's right hand babe, who's absorbed the power of the Lunar Mercury amulet, is worth watching for any number of reasons, notably the latter's transformation into a semi-naked frost warrior.

Though undoubtedly intended as an A-list picture in its homeland, and indeed, with its slick visuals and breezy pace, feeling and looking much more like one in comparison to a lot of the sloppily made crap that passes for populist cinema there, MERCURY MAN is nonetheless best viewed with lowered expectations, particularly if you aren't familiar with Thai cinema, otherwise you'll inevitably be tempted to actually compare it to the American superhero films it so brazenly dares you to.

Good basic story with obvious differences if made in America. Improved "Production Value" would have helped the distribution, worldwide!

Note: The Charlton Comic Book Character "Mercury Man" and all the characters of the Mercury Man Adventures in the comics of the early '60's is now owned, copyrights and Trademarked by Producer, Tommy G Warren & Spiderwood Franchise!

Development plans are in the works to publish a new and up-dated Comic Book, then go into animation and live action productions for TV and possibly Motion Pictures.

Mercury Man and his Robotic friend, "Zoom" are from a far away Galaxy of Mercury and was forced to earth when their space craft malfunctioned after being hit by a Meteorite. He has taken on a human Comic friend, Dr. Erika Penn.