Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet

The difference between soft-core porn and hard core is that they try to make up for the lack of graphic sex with lame attempts at story and dialog by people who can't write stories or perform dialog.

So what you get is a movie that is half a loaf. Not good at story telling and not good at erotica, either.

The actresses in this film are porn regulars, but obviously weren't being paid enough to go all the way.

The plot is that the frigid planet of Aquaterra sends two hot Asian babes to collect semen (in a milk bottle!) to reinvigorate their planet. Which begs a couple of questions. Wouldn't half the resulting babies be male? Wouldn't you have inbreeding issues down the line with only a handful of male donors?

Well, doesn't matter. We get the small bits of dialog between sex scenes, along with some sinister government agents who don't get haircuts because they are on their way to shoot some other porn film, so they string it back in a ponytail so we won't notice.

It's a one-joke movie that drags the joke on for an hour and a half.

Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet only briefly touches on a universal topic. What would a world without men and their tendencies towards death and destruction be like? The Lost Planet is peaceful and appears quite content, but it is totally frozen over, in a word, frigid. Yet, every 20 years an expedition is sent for male DNA and male specimens to keep the Lost Planet going. This quest sends two brave bikini girls to earth to find the hardiest of specimens for the queens breeding program. By creating an alliance with a earth girl who deep down is not much different from them, the two bikini girls have a fighting chance. The special effects are cutting edge. The interaction between the bikini girls and earth men is very thoughtful and works on multiple levels. The agent nemesis is truly a vile character who never really understands what he is up against and unfortunately perpetuates many negative male stereotypes. The ending will shock you at first, but after some thought you will realize that it was inevitable. A great soundtrack, mesmerizing images, sensitive performances. Find time for viewing this great film.