The Lost Princess

I don't know where to begin with this awful mess of a movie. I know it's supposed to be "kids and family" oriented, but that shouldn't be an excuse for horrific, irresponsible film making! How do movies like this get distribution?? I have seen first time student films of better quality and production value than this.

The story and dialogue is an incoherent mess. The sound editing sounds like a mix wasn't even attempted. The cinematography is less than amateurish, I have never seen so many washed out, overexposed shots in one movie in my entire life. I've seen better acting in soft-core porns.

The most disturbing thing to me is that this movie had a 9.4 rating on IMDb, which is the only reason I even attempted to view this disgrace of a film. Granted, it was only out of 33 votes, but I figured if 30+ people had seen this movie and taken the time to go on this site and give it a "10" rating, that it had to at least be worth checking out, even if it turned out to not be that amazing.

This is a clear example of friends, cast, and crew of this film just logging on and giving it a "10". Hopefully my vote of "1", and all the other inevitable "1's" to follow from people who unfortunately see this film, bring the average down to a number that accurately represents the hideousness of this disgusting spectacle.

Without a doubt, a very horrible movie…not even a "D" grade. Had an occasional humorous one-liner but not enough to redeem extremely bad acting, bad set design (since this was filmed at a renaissance faire very little of the set was actual quality but simply slapped together), very very very very bad action/music coordination, and lastly extremely bad acting (it was so bad I figured it deserved mention twice).

Overall, the individuals that thought this was a good idea and created it should be shaved, shot, and then exterminated with extreme prejudice as crimes against humanity!!! This must be buried in the deepest bowels of the earth, covered by feces, a layer of lead, and then a generous portion of cement.

Now I'm going to curl up in the fetal position and cry over my lost humanity.

We watched about 10 minutes of this before giving up entirely and looking for something else to watch. Clearly a cheap production, amateur actors and poor quality equipment. I don't see how it won a Children's Film Festival award either - this is not a film geared towards children. There is a lot of adult humor. The adult jokes are subtle - little kids wouldn't follow it - but it's there. Multiple comments about "nasty dreams", four letter word puns - instead of "shiny wit" the character almost says "whiny sh*t" - and similar jokes abound. The plot (what little I saw of it) would go right over my kids' heads too. This is certainly not something my kids would enjoy watching.

If you watch them live at the renaissance festival the film makes more sense

Their act is usually following our Scottish Court show and they are so funny you roll with laughter!! They are well known at our faire and many others and are super nice on top of that! It's funny and fresh But makes a bit more sense if you've seen their festival act!