Bikini Round-Up

The plot in this spoof of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly is rushed together for about 15 minutes when you take the sex scenes out. Even the sex scenes end too early after using one position too long. Randy Spears made a major blunder, if only the director could have spent a half hour to film it over. So many of these "Bikini" parodies have been filmed, it gets to be a bad habit to count a mistake as another cute joke.

This B movie is silly but worth watching for the pretty girls taking their clothes off. For Nicole Sheridan fans there is plenty of skin time. She is definitely toned and looking good. She and Evan Stone have a go which is entertaining. Evan attempts to do comedy but it comes off really silly. Beverly Lynn is hot as always. To watch this sober would be difficult. I think one vodka martini prior to starting is definitely called for to ignore the lack of plot. Probably 2 more are needed during the flick. So call it a 3 martini movie. Its hard to believe Evan gets paid to do this, but who can blame him. Having a beautiful naked Nicole all over you seems like fun to me. It was a late night HBO thing which I recorded, you could certainly use the fast forward button on this one.

If you savor rear views of beautiful girls with luscious rears, the last ten minutes of this movie are for you. The movie does have a plot and the stars try to act but not very well. Most Adult Movies seem to be fixated on breasts, and seem to avoid girls' rears being fondled. This movie does not shy away from rear views. At 105 minutes you can see Nicole Sheridan's naked soft buns being fondled and goosed. You can see super sexy Belinda Gavin wearing only chaps bouncing on her saddle. Production values are pretty good. Evan Stone and Nicole Sheridan try to be comedic. Belinda Gavin has enormous movie presence. She should become a big star.