Paul Shaffer/Damon Wayans

Jiminy Glick: "Major Payne"...

[looks up thoughtfully]

Jiminy Glick: What's "Major Payne"?

Damon Wayans: It could be, uh, many things.

Jiminy Glick: But it's a film you did, a filim.

Damon Wayans: Oh, yes. It's a movie...

Jiminy Glick: A film you did, and you were wonderful in it. And you played a major who was MEAN TO THE CHILDREN! AND HE WAS DISCIPLINING THE CHILDREN! But I thought it was... ha ha ha HA! I think of it now, and I, and again, I didn't s- I just saw the one sheet, but I can imagine it was a wonderful film, because I think disciplining children is very important, Damon... K-Kyle. I think it's good. I discipline my children.

Damon Wayans: You have to.

Jiminy Glick: And I remember one time, um, Morgan came home and he said, "I think I've got a young girl impregnated." And I was furious with him, and I sent him to his room. And I was gonna buggy with him, but then I remembered that wasn't done anymore.

[Damon laughs]

Jiminy Glick: Now, "In Living Color" had that wonderful rubber-faced fellow. What's his name? He was Lauren Holly's muse for a while, I think.

Damon Wayans: Jim Carrey.

Jiminy Glick: JIM CARREY! Does that ever get tiresome, old rubber face saying, "Ooh, look what I can do"?

[Damon laughs]

Jiminy Glick: Does that ever just kinda say, "Y'know, Jim, go in the corner, we approve of you, we like you, we really, and we're on your side, but you've GOT to stop it." And someone just brake a lovely pill and put it in his coffee and push him off in the corner, just for one day.

Damon Wayans: He's a funny guy.

Jiminy Glick: He's a funny guy. But YOU find him exhausting.

Damon Wayans: No, I didn't say that. YOU said that.