- Tommy: Hand me those pants on the chair over there.
- Charlie: Oh my fucking god, you gotta be kidding me. You're not wearing these pants.
- Tommy: Oh I'm wearing those pants.
- Charlie: You're not wearing these pants.
- Tommy: Gimmie the pants.
- Charlie: Get the fuck outta here.
- Tommy: C'mon.
- Charlie: Wait wait.
- [smells pants]
- Tommy: [laughs] Gimme them.
- Charlie: You're not wearing them.
- Tommy: Yeah watch me, there they go - woop one leg, there's the other.
- Charlie: You know, here's the deal you cheap fuck. These are plastic pants, they're not leather.
- Tommy: I don't care.
- Charlie: Do you even know it?
- Tommy: Okay, first of all - you watch how much fuckin' pussy I get tonight.
- Charlie: Yeah, yeah... in your imagination.