- Spencer Carlin: [after Spencer's mother has found out about her daughter's sexuality] Why can't you just accept that this is who I am?
- Paula Carlin: Because who you are is not acceptable!
- Aiden Dennison: I'm listening.
- Madison Duarte: That's because you still love me.
- Aiden Dennison: No... that's because I'm a whore.
- Spencer Carlin: You hook up with people for no reason at all.
- Ashley Davies: Relax okay, she is just a friend. It's nothing to get all jealous over. It's not like you're my girlfriend.
- Aiden Dennison: So what's next?
- Ashley Davies: This is LA. We only have a few moments to breathe before we head back into the madness...
- Spencer Carlin: Let's hit the madness!
- Spencer Carlin: [seeing Glen and Madison on the couch] Woooooooooo-woo!
- Glen Carlin: What the hell did you do to my, sister?
- Spencer Carlin: [giggles] Nothing.
- Aiden Dennison: I'm not even going to ask what you were doing with my girlfriend. It's pretty obvious.
- Glen Carlin: Maybe if you were a better boyfriend, she wouldn't be looking my way.
- Aiden Dennison: Man, she's just using you to get to me.
- Madison Duarte: Don't you throw that at me.
- Spencer Carlin: [drunk] No, no... this is not what it looks like.
- Madison Duarte: It's not? Because it looks like you've been getting dressed in the backseat of someone's Nissan Xterra.
- Spencer Carlin: Hey Aiden, isn't that what you drive?
- Aiden Dennison: Spencer, shut up.
- Glen Carlin: Hey, man, you shut up!
- Madison Duarte: Both of you shut up. This is all so wrong.
- Spencer Carlin: No, no, wait, no. You know what would make this so much more wrong? If Ashley was here!
- [giggles]
- Aiden Dennison, Glen Carlin: Shut up!
- Glen Carlin: Did this jackoff get you wasted?
- Spencer Carlin: No!
- Paula Carlin: Spencer, are you drunk?
- Spencer Carlin: [shakes her head] No.
- [Spencer smiles, but then she vomits all over the floor]
- Arthur Carlin: We'll take that as a "yes".
- Spencer Carlin: [Ashley gives her some lip gloss] Aw, now you've got me wearing your shade. How convenient, just in case we end up in some spontaneous liplock.
- Ashley Davies: Trust me, it won't be spontaneous.
- Ashley Davies: Are you a basketball fan or do you just enjoy watching guys pat each other on the ass?
- Spencer Carlin: What just happened?
- Ashley Davies: What always happens when you're around stupid people.