Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche

Yet again the incompetence of this movie leaks into even the IMDb profile as for the second time the default photo is for a different movie.

Following on from Filthy McNasty (2002) we have our goth kid Julian seeking both sexual organs through witchcraft but to do it he must assist in making a deal for someone else with a demon. Still with me? Well he finds a girl with a flat chest who desires large boobs and the deal is made. Yep, that's actually the storyline.

Alike the first this is a childish embarrassment, I can forgive the non-existent budget but the lack of decent writing, poor cast, ridiculous concept, really rather uncomfortable viewing and it being a comedy devoid of humour is too much.

How this franchise managed three movies I simply can't work out. It's as if a group of friends got together, got drunk, got stoned and recorded a movie on an old VHS camcorder.

Characters/crew include Sh*ts McFartnuckle, Jock De Queaf, Sh*tty McCrapfest and Johnny Douchbag. Real intellectual stuff.

The Good:

A couple of interesting death scenes

The Bad:

Every single aspect of the entire film......literally

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

Gothic reggae is a thing

If you've already seen the original Filthy McNasty, you've only got yourself to blame if you watch this equally puerile sequel, which delivers the exactly the same kind of lunacy and depravity, all shot on a zero budget by a bunch of friends who clearly don't care what people think of them.

In Maximum Dousche, Brie Jones plays flat-chested teenage girl Lori, who longs for big breasts so that she will be popular with the boys. Enter weirdo goth and wannabe hermaphrodite Julian (Tim Ekkebus) who says he can help through the use of witchcraft. Sure enough, Lori wakes the next day with ample milk sacks, but the magic spell used to make her dream come true has also summoned demon Phil (also played by Ekkebus), who teams up with vampire Razor McBleed (Jesse Green) to cause havoc at a house party.

Totally bonkers and unrepentantly vulgar from start to finish, with terrible but admirably unrestrained performances from all involved, Filthy McNastier is for anyone who finds Troma movies a little too classy and reserved.

Yes the films are juvenile, have shoddy production values, and the acting isn't Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts level, but you know what, it is what is and what it is, is fun. Seaver's films aren't supposed to be anything but fun and silly and you know what, I like it. I don't have to think too hard when I watch his films and I know what I'm getting. I just watched "Ratched" on Netflix and you know what? It was bad. Now I'm not comparing Ratched and Seaver films, but Ratched was bad because it tried too hard to be a little bit of everything and not settling on what it was. So it was disappointing. Filthy Mcnastier is what it is and much more watchable than Ratched. So take your bad ratings and shove them up your Filthy McNastier because Chris Seaver is a talent.