Get Down on It

This movie has to be, along with Hell 2 Tha Naw (2001), one of the two most insanely ghetto (fabulous) urban comedies that I've seen. The plot revolves around the trial and travails of Kinky and Ta-Ta, two best friends and self described "hoochies," who make a bet with one another to see who can land a sugar daddy first. One of the conditions is that he have some ends ("He gotta make cheese, and I don't mean no government cheese") and that he lives in a "mansion" (which by Kinky and Ta-Ta's standards means at least 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms.) Anyhow, newly imbued with a sense of purpose, they set out to the club to begin their quest. One comedic subplot involves the seemingly innocent white girl from the nicer side of town that Kinky hires to watch her three kids while she goes out, who turns into quite the hoochie mama in her own right: as soon as she's left alone, she immediately opens the house up as a nightclub and charges local youths five bucks a head to get in. Meanwhile, back at the club, Kinky and Ta-Ta are harangued by a procession of horny males, including a pip-squeak pimp and a smooth, lover-man R&B singer names Rocky (who turns out to have a Tarzan fetish, in one of the funnier scenes of the movie). One of the men turns out to not be such a bad guy, and is able to successfully woo Kinky in the days following their encounter at the club. Although he doesn't make the cheese just yet, he's an aspiring fashion designer, whose "Weird Wear" label has, presumably, yet to take off. But he's into Kinky for Kinky, not just for sex, and will accept her, warts and all. This causes Kinky to reconsider her bet with Ta-Ta, which in turn leads to the big dramatic falling out scene ("I don't wanna be a hoochie no more! I don't even wanna be called Kinky no more!") What will happen? Will there be wedding bells in Kinky's future? I'll say no more, other than that I loved every minute of it. Although it was seemingly shot on a VHS camcorder, with a budget of food stamps, the lo-fi charm of it all comes through, and there are actually some pretty funny bits to boot. Check it out if you're a fan of low-budget urban comedies.

A big congratulations!!! To Alexander Garris who portrayed "slick " the pimp in (GET DOWN ON IT.) He has gone on to do fantastic things!!! Just to mention a few, he has wrote two books: (PLEASURE and PLEASURE 2) Out of 100 films every year, the DUNEDIN FILM FESTIVAL choose five for the big screen. GUTTERMOST: ALEXANDER GARRIS Testimonial film was one of the five!!!! Mr Garris also has award winning speeches on spoken words. Alexander has appear at Paramount Studios twice on the LEEZA GIBSON SHOW Where he won a national talent contest, he has appeared on the Richard Bey show in Lyndhurst New Jersey, NBC on the Rolanda Show. He Recently Starred in the Gospel Sensation "TELL EM I''M GONNA MAKE IT" in which he stole the show as the diabolical Reverend DEVILE.

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The only way to enjoy any part of this movie is to be blatantly laughing at the terrible writing, how not one joke lands or is remotely funny, the fact it was shot on cameras 20 years too old for when the movie was made, terrible dialouge, and acting that makes The Room look like a masterpiece )but unlike The Room the acting isn't funny - it's just cringe. There's a very clear reason the director only directed four (equally terrible) movies before realizing they had no talent.