Border Warz

This has to be one of the biggest pieces of dog crap ever made. The acting for the most part was ultra amateur with a very very few exceptions. Even the topless shower scene wasn't any good and I'm definitely a fan of boobs. The continuity of the film was non-existent. You didn't know when they went to a flashback or just skipped to a completely different scene. The script was laughable at best and the whole thing looked like it was filmed with a home movie camera. I know the premise of the film is that a college film student uncovers a drug operation, but I was expecting only the parts of the movie supposedly filmed by the student to look like a home movie, not the whole film. I was duped into watching this masterpiece by the back cover which said, "In the vein of Traffic, get ready to cross one of the world's deadliest borders. When two young girls go looking for connections and a story, they find themselves in the middle of a deadly drug war. Welcome to a world where all you're worth is what you can sell". This was nothing close to Traffic, so save 87 min of your life that you'll never get back....wish I had.

There is absolutely no way to describe how horrible this film is. Six String Samurai deserved an Oscar for Best Picture compared to Border Warz. In fact, G.I. Jane may be considered the greatest film ever when compared to Rob Walker's disastrous attempt at a film. I think the only film I've ever seen nearly as bad as this was "Gummo." The editor was left with nearly no footage to use in compilation, the production was mucked up by the director in countless ways, the acting was real "hit or miss" - in that large sections of the cast did not know the first thing about how to act.

I couldn't believe this film was for sale in military exchanges and not in the $0.99 bin.

Absolutely wretched. I feel bad for the few talented actors and crew members who sadly have their name attached to this.

Basically, the premise of the film is that a college student film uncovers a drug operation near the US-Mexican border, the students are on the run from the American drug lord, and there is pretty much nothing remotely coherent beyond that. Story telling is non-existent. I couldn't believe I sat through the whole thing.