- Reed Fish: Oh and hey Kate, don't zorse around too much at work today.
- Kate Peterson: Um Reed, just so you know, that joke isn't funny. Don't use it on the show.
- Kate Peterson: I can't wait to try that asparagus again.
- Reed Fish: Sorry, what?
- Kate Peterson: The asparagus.
- Reed Fish: The asparagus? What are you talking about?
- Kate Peterson: Mrs. Sandstrom's asparagus.
- Reed Fish: Ah! The asparagus.
- Kate Peterson: What? You don't like it?
- Reed Fish: Uh, I don't know... it tastes asparagusy.
- Rex: So, Jill, I... I just wanted to say I'm sorry for the way I acted when you broke up with me. I shouldn't have yelled at you like that. Or threw that hamburger at you.
- Ralph: Easy to get a beer gut when you own a bar. You don't even notice as it happens. Then all of a sudden, you look down and you can't even see your own damn shoes anymore. Yeah, I can't wait for that day.