- Quincy the Robot: We take control of that radio tower, we have control of the communication.
- Yul the Robot: We take hold of communication we can unify the people.
- Tex Kennedy: World's about to get a shitload brighter.
- Tex Kennedy: Now, I gotta warn you, this is gonna feel like a million watts of pain, but you gotta go through this and I'm gonna be right here with you.
- Yurik Schlatz: There's a reason why the empire fell and, Benny, I'm going to make sure it stays down that way.
- Vincent "Jackle" Remington: We leave at dawn, anyone not with us will be hunted down and gutted like a lizard.
- Marcellus St. Joan: [aside] I only wait for the day this farce ends and I can punt your dismembered head across the heavens.
- Vincent "Jackle" Remington: What?
- Marcellus St. Joan: What? Nothing Vincent, just, do your breathing excercises...
- [aside]
- Marcellus St. Joan: Enjoy breathing while it lasts, you gargled puss.
- Vincent "Jackle" Remington: What?
- Cannibal Sue: Do we have any food?
- Tex Kennedy: We might, okay? We might, but it's not gonna be human flesh, you gotta learn to eat somethin' different.
- Cannibal Sue: Just anything, I'm starving.
- Tex Kennedy: Hey, Benny! You got some sort of plan, buddy?
- Benjamin Remington: Don't worry, the plan is in the stars.
- Tex Kennedy: Great, last time I took a plan from the stars I got fucked.