Mission G

G-Force is a clandestine team within the FBI consisting of enhanced talking consisting of leader crested guinea pig Darwin (Sam Rockwell), tech expert star-nosed mole Speckles (Nicolas Cage), agouti guinea pig Juarez (Penelope Cruz), and fox guinea pig Blaster (Tracy Morgan). When G-Force's agency handler, Dr. Ben Kendall (Zach Galifianakis) sends G-force on an unsanctioned mission to the home of former weapons dealer turned home appliance magnate, Leonard Saber (Bill Nighy), to investigate possible intel on an imminent threat, the team discover a plan called Clusterstorm which is due to take effect in 48 hours. When the team present their findings to Agent Killian (Will Arnett) the evidence of Clusterstorm has seemingly vanished and with the unsanctioned op on Saber's home Killian makes clear his intentions to shutter G-Force and have the guinea pigs repurposed for experiments. After learning of this, Darwin and the others go rogue to try and prove Saber's connection to Custerstorm without their agency resources and equipment and must do so in 48 hours.

Released in 2009, G-Force is certainly an oddity when you look at it. Directed by visual effects artist Hoyt Yeatman, a frequent of many Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay productions, produced by Jerry Bruckheimer with a $150 million budget comparable to a Transformers movie, and featuring a plot that seems like one of those many direct-to-video children's films lining Wal-Mart bargain bins featuring the likes of Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo, G-Force is one of those films that's just head scratching in its existence. While movies with talking animals can have decent sized budgets with the likes of Cats & Dogs, Garfield, Scooby-Doo, or the Stuart Little movies, in the case of Cats & Dogs that was $60 million, while the other three were based on established properties with Scooby-Doo near continuously in the popular consciousness since 1969, Garfield a mainstay of the Sunday comics, and Stuart Little a mainstay of elementary school reading lists. With G-Force, they've basically taken the framework seen in most of the Tom Cruise Mission: Impossible films (save the 2nd one) except the leads are guinea pigs. I can't say it works, but I also can't completely write it off either.

The opening 20 minutes are probably the best part of the movie because when we open with Zach Galifianakis approaching Darwin about the mission involving Leonard Saber, there is NO build up to it whatsoever and throughout this opening sequence which is filmed staged and presented exactly how you'd expect a PG-13 spy based action movie to open, it's pretty much played with a straight face with G-Force doing all the standard spy shenanigans. Pretty much every member of G-Force falls under a "type" you've seen in this type of formula action pic (leader, tech geek, etc.) and I will say there is a level of charm that comes through from seeing this stock action plot played out with guinea pigs as the action leads that did somewhat endear itself to me. Of course once the movie sidelines itself with much of the spy stuff put on the backburner until the climax, we watch G-Force putter around until the "plot" can catch up with a lengthy sequence involving G-Force stuck in a pet store or in Juarez and Blaster's case adopted by kids who are basically Sid and Hannah Phillips from Toy Story except with different names (though the "sid" ishness never goes as far as Toy Story because it would probably play much crueler on "actual" animals).

The middle section is where we also get the most grating character with Jon Favereau's Hurley who is massively obnoxious as Darwin's supposed "long lost brother" who anchors himself to the rest of the plot for no real reason, is a massive liability to both himself and Darwin, and is the source the film's worst jokes and most eyerolling moments, and while I understand this is a family film and comic relief is expected, we already had a comic relief character well prepared with Tracy Morgan's Blaster who is actually fairly humorous and endearing, so that just makes Hurley's inclusion all the more pointless. The rest of the cast are fine all things considered with Sam Rockwell selling the no-nonsense leader and Penelope Cruz fitting well as the team's live-wire, and then we have Nicolas Cage as Speckles whose voice seems...off, I don't know if it's been run through a synthesizer or if Cage is modifying his delivery, but it's weird to get a name actor like Cage to voice your movie and hide his very recognizable voice. The movie's special effects are fine all things considered with the Guinea Pigs never really looking like they're "there", but they are expressive with lots of movement, and the action sequences in the final act involving household appliances does lend itself to some creative moments.

G-Force is inoffensive family entertainment that will appeal to its target audience. There's really not much here that differentiates the nuts & bolts of the standard for this kind of movie, but the novelty of seeing it on a much larger budget than similar fare like Spymate does admittedly make it more engaging of a sit than the direct-to-video fare attempting this same thing with 1/15th the resources.

The trailer was better than the movie or as a NY musician sings The Preview is better than the movie. Okay, Okay, I was forced to watch this. After all the crummy commercials I couldn't tell if I was watching the start of the film or not. Everything seemed to be filmed fast so the viewer couldn't grasp the scenes... in the blink of an eye they were gone, but the film seemed to drag on with the dialogue like salt water taffy on a pull which puts one to sleep like History 101.

No one in the theatre laughed, the music was out-dated, and then there was the Damien music...and the forced accents were hard to understand...come on Dora doesn't have a heavy accent like that get real.

Then a blatant statement made from the mole which is equivalent to what Commie Bernadine Dohrn said about America... I was floored what are you all doing to future generations, really???

Then all the abuse toward the animated GPigs. How sad for the real ones in the near future.

I do think there was a good message that there is value in everyone no matter where you come from and that you are only limited by what you know about yourself. But that was only one minute out of 90.

I had to give it a 3. The animation was great but the film content was not worth the time. I need to go youtube to get this film out of my head.

It is not all that bad, at least it tries its to be an enjoyable family movie flick. But as usual, Disney movies now are getting haters around the world due to its popular teens and live-action animals-talking movies. So now, when they see a live-action Disney movie whether it has teenagers singing or animals yapping away, they would be put off immediately. Whatever it is, G-force is fun with 3-D. Kids would like the cute animals coming near them.

The story: G-Force has a simple story which is also not creative. But that it is not what kids want, they would want to see action blazing through their ways. As this being a Jerry Bruckheimer production, you can expect at least a car chase and some explosion but only more mild. Trevor Rabin did a good work in creating epic music. Though a kid movie, expect some rude humour but also at the same time, some lessons to teach your kids.

Overall: Definitely not as bad as what haters say. In the end, it is just meant to be an enjoyable fun romp. You don't like animals talking, this is not for you. A good movie for the holiday. Just leave your brain at home if you want to enjoy this.

Who doesn't like guinea pigs? I wouldn't be surprised if Cavy sales rise after the impression these CG 3-D specimens create in the PG audience. Their mouths alone are cutely depicted and entertaining in their own right.

I had read a small unflattering local review and didn't want to waste my time. My 8 yr. old Son, however, got his own idea from the trailers, and wondered how a "review" could possibly say it was "no good" as I had reported. So I took he and his 10 yr. old buddy to the matinée.

I'll admit there were a couple of wordy moments where the illusion was broken for me, but on the whole, with the involving 3-D effects, there were enough chuckles and action to leave me wondering why it was trashed. I've seen much worse. I liked it better than Alvin & the Chipmunks, and Up... but I think Monsters VS Aliens was more re-watchable.

As we left the chilly theater to enter the hot afternoon, I asked the boys what they thought. "It was awesome!" Well, not my exact thoughts but it wasn't a bad distraction from more serious current affairs.

This movie slaps I don't know what's up with these bad reviews but they can go to hell because this movies slapsss sooo hard. Bro da movie slaps. Da guinea pigs know how to but on a show.