The Lost Stallions

This review also was from the Sterling Family Horse Hockey Edition. You would think this film was a joke between two producers. I thought, "gee, here is a good clean looking film for the kids." My 13 year old afterwards said, "There was no story." I say, "there are no actors". Surely the adults and kids in this film did this in their free time for no pay. It is like your friends down the street got together and said, "We're gonna make a movie." And this is the result you would get. Writing, acting, directing, and editing that is so amateur, that you'd think it was a college student's project. No, wait, a high school student's project. Favorite cliché idea among the many, kid 1:"Look, those hillbillies are so poor, they have nothing." kid 2:"Yeah, but they are so happy." no, no, wait, there was a better one at the end which you have to watch in order to believe they actually wrote that stuff! I warn you though, you'll have a very difficult time finishing this film. It'll be difficult not to walk out of the room and do something more interesting like cleaning your bathroom. In all honesty, it could be used for the 8 and below age group as a time killer. So it does have some value.

...Well the movie itself wasn't that great but the kids did a good job with what they had to work with. Seriously its not the actors fault that the plot sucked and that the voice overs didn't match the speed of the film at points. Evan Barron(Rob) is a much better actor than this film, I would know, I've worked with him for almost two years and we have been friends for much longer. Personally I would recommend this particular film to Children ages 3-11. A family friend of mine has two daughters ages 11 and 8 and they watch it over and over again. My 4-year-old brother loves it, he even quotes it. Its also a great film to have inside jokes with your friends about. Its definitely an interesting film and a good one compared to some movies I've seen. I hope this Helped!!

My kids told me that I actually bought this movie at Wal-Mart a few years ago. Honestly, I really wish I had the money back, even if it's only a dollar. To say that this is a bad movie is putting it mildly. I think the fact that even after three years, most of the actors have never done another film is also telling. Even though it's a bad film (terrible script, even worse acting), my teenagers like watching it so they can laugh at it. You know the acting is bad when teenagers don't even like it.

Perhaps the worst acting performance is by the ex-con, who is also looking for the horses. I don't know his name, but he has got to be the absolute worst actor in the film. I'm sure he can do something, but acting ain't it.

Having said all that, I will say that to its credit, there is some beautiful scenery in the film. Well, there's always something good in everything, right?

I honestly have to say this has to be the stupidest movie I have ever seen. And I didn't even watch the whole thing, I only saw about 15 minutes of it. The acting is sooooo terrible. It's more than scraping the bottom of the barrel, it blew through the bottom of it. It doesn't get much worse than this folks. The main kid that you see introduced at the beginning of the movie has a 12 word vocabulary consisting of: Shut Up!, Idiot!, Moron! and "Egotestical". All of which when said are very overly acted in the worst possible sense. "Ego-testical"? That is not even funny, utterly pathetic. Well maybe it might entertain my 7-year old little sister, just because she doesn't know any better. I have seen some real suckfests in my day, but this one takes the cake by far.

In recap: Keeeerch.... Pilot to co-pilot, looking for brain activity in this movie, no sign of it...

this is simply one of the greatest films of all time. Kevin Summerfield is a genius of film-making, a god of the industry who makes Hitchcock, Kubrick, and Allen appear amateur at best. but if Summerfield's godlike ability to create cinematic art is deemed inspirational, then Evan Barron's performance as lead actor must be described as no less than utterly ORGASMIC. his charming, boyish character dances across the screen in a fashion that will have children laughing and housewives heating up. Barron's performance is sensational. Sensationally sensational. if there is one movie that you should see before you die it is THE LOST STALLIONS. you will laugh, you will cry, you will adopt an entirely new outlook on life, but above all, you will FALL IN LOVE WITH EVAN BARRON.

SEE THIS MOVIE