Eggshells

My summary line will be something of an inside joke that only people who have watched the movie at the Frightfest in London earlier this year (2010) will understand. Those who went ahead and watched it of course. And stayed until the end. Because this is very experimental. Very different too.

And yes if you like it, you will state that this is good because it isn't like any Hollywood movie (well it's not supposed to be). And yes it has it's scenes (though the staircase montage gets a bit annoying after a bit). And also yes to the fact, that this is not really a horror movie. It is more a sci-fi movie than a horror movie. Just in case you expected that, from the man who brought you Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original that is).

If you are into experimental movies with (almost) no story at all, than this might be for you. Ignore my rating (and all the others who said it's not good). I'm not gonna tell you, how to feel about the weird things you (probably) are about to see.

I roomed with Kim Henkle in an old house off San Gabriel and 23 1/2 st. We shared a bedroom in the back. He got me in the wedding scene as an extra. It was filmed at Wooldridge Park. Friends David and Amy Spaw (then married, now divorced) were in the movie as was Allen Danziger and Ron Perryman (I think). The movie is hazy, I don't recall much other than the bathtub scene with Amy and the wedding scene. Myself, David and Amy, as well as Kim and Ron Perryman (now deceased) all owned 40 acres of land together in Colorado for awhile (along with several other people) - a place to escape to in case the Revolution came. I didn't know Tobe Hooper other than as an acquaintance. Kim and Tobe went on to TCM fame, Ron was active as a character actor, Amy went into jewelry-making, and David took over management of Spaw Construction. The Revolution never came!

Eggshells (1969)

** (out of 4)

Normally I start my reviews off with a brief description of the plot but that's not really needed here because there isn't one. Basically you've got a couples sitting around and talking about various deep topics including war and haunted houses.

EGGSHELLS was Tobe Hooper's first feature film and it's easy to see why it has been forgotten. Usually whenever director's make a name for themselves their early works come back into play but that never happened with EGGSHELLS and it pretty much remained a mystery until here recently when it got a re-release. The film isn't awful. The film certainly isn't great. It's just pretty much in the middle without anything overly interesting in it outside of the film's the director would make after it.

This is one of those films where there's no plot but instead hippies are sitting around talking about "deep" stuff that no one but stoned hippies would find deep. Most of the conversations had here are pretty boring and none of them are interesting enough to really grab your attention and hold it throughout the running time. Just take a look at the discussion of haunted houses and you'll see how silly it actually is and how pointless it is.

The film really drags at spots and especially the final ten-minutes of the movie. I'm going to guess Hooper was trying to deliver some sort of weird acid trip but that doesn't happen and instead of being entertained the viewer will be looking at his watch. EGGSHELLS is technically well-made and it features some nice performances but that's not enough to keep you glued into the film.

When THE Texas CHAINSAW MASSACRE came out I was eagerly looking forward to it because the director had made EGGSHELLS. My wife and I saw EGGSHELLS when we were living in Houston. I'd get off work at 10 at night, we'd go eat Mexican food, and then go to a midnight movie at the Alabama, Tower, or River Oaks theatres inside the loop. They were sponsored by KLOL 101.1 FM and the admission price was $1.01. As you can tell, this was before we had children. In fact, my wife was probably pregnant with our first (born July of 1974) when we saw this. We'd sit in the front row of the balcony because she was most comfortable with her feet propped up on the rail.

I only saw EGGSHELLS that one time, but it's stuck with me all these years. The plot is a little fuzzy to me, but I remember the title because one of the films themes was that our fellow humans are so fragile that we would handle them as if they were made of eggshells.

Although there were supernatural elements to it, this was nowhere near a horror movie. It was closer in mood to THE GRADUATE or YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW in that it was a coming of age story about young adults.

It was about undergraduates at the University of Texas in Austin. One character comes from a small town and this is her introduction to life in the big city. Several students share a large old house near the University (in a neighborhood I've always enjoyed driving through) and they discover that the house is haunted.

Beyond that plot details get fuzzy, although I do remember that there was a 'hippie wedding' that took place on the lawn of the capitol building.

It gets a ten because although it didn't have anybody famous in it (for years it wasn't even listed on the IMDb and I wondered if I'd imagined it, and I don't know if even Hooper has a print of it any more) and wasn't a techno marvel I could tell that it was made with a lot of love. Hooper was thrilled to have a camera at his disposal and use it to tell his story.

If this ever comes out on DVD I'll be first in line.

My dad went to film school in Austin, Texas in fact he was a freshman the year after Tobe Hooper graduated. He told me that as part of a class he had to watch 'Eggshells.' What he liked most about it was that it showed the power of editing, just simple cuts and that was all it needed. There was one scene in particular, of a man having a sword fight with himself he would swing the sword, and BAM! cut he would appear on the other side ready to parry, the scene probably took hours to choreograph but for the primitive effects it was truly remarkable.

I would love to try to find a copy of it somewhere, i may just have to go to Austin to get it.