- Jamie: I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.
- Adam: I reject your reality, and substitute my own.
- Adam: I think this is the strangest position I've ever been in on this show.
- Kari: [quietly] Notice how he qualifies it with "on this show".
- [discussing the lethality of paper-mache arrows]
- Adam: Just thinkin' this one through from a mechanical standpoint... I'd be totally pleased with two inches of penetration.
- Jamie: Generally, I prefer a little bit more.
- Salvatore: [mixing explosive chemicals in order to explode pants] Frank, why are you standing so far away?
- Frank Hausman: Because I want to live.
- Salvatore: I guess the second question is, why am I standing so close?
- Jamie: [Jamie is holding a duck] Quack, damn you!
- Adam: He looks like he's trying to collect a loan from the duck. Duck loan collection agency!
- [in a mobster accent]
- Adam: We want to talk to you about some outstanding feed!
- Jamie: Adam, the police officer says you need to drink more.
- [Adam gets upset with Jamie and walks away]
- Jamie: Adam needs a cookie.
- Kari: You know, I promised my mom and dad I wouldn't do anything stupid after I got out of college.
- [whispers]
- Kari: Sorry, Mom.
- Adam: If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating
- Scottie: Maybe it's a myth that methane is flammable.
- Adam: It's not a myth. We're just idiots.
- Adam: When a cameraman gives you a pat on the shoulder it must be really bad.
- Jamie: [in anticipation of a massive explosion] Jamie wants big boom.
- Jamie: Adam doesn't know it yet but he's digging his own grave.
- Adam: What's that?
- Jamie: What?... Nothing!
- Jamie: It's a beautiful day at the bomb range. Birds are singing, rabbits are hopping about... and pretty soon there's gonna be a big explosion.
- Jamie: [over radio] This is one of those "What the hell am I doing?" moments, over!
- Jamie: I always enjoy seeing Adam in pain.
- Salvatore: [after frying balistics gel Ben Franklin] Well, we killed a dead president.
- Grant: He was never president.
- Salvatore: He wasn't President? Damn it.
- Jamie: [wearing a full-body fire-protection suit with tinted hood] I kinda like it in here, it's private!
- Adam: Well, hopefully that's our job, to strap rockets onto everything!
- Adam: [holding a floatation barrel] The only thing we're told we can't do is burn them, blow them up, or lose them!
- Salvatore: Has he watched the show?
- [Jamie accidentally shoots a fluorescent light with a nail gun]
- Jamie: Whoops! We should get out of here. That's mercury vapor.
- Jamie: [while pushing Adam into the quicksand] Drown, you bastard!
- Jamie: [after spectacularly destroying two semi-trucks] It wasn't quite right, but I don't think we can reset.
- Adam: [Drops a pastrami sandwich on the floor and picks it up again] Whoop, I picked it up after like three seconds, would you eat it?
- Jamie: I wouldn't eat it just because you've handled it.
- Kari: [Kari makes the gun cotton for the confederate rocket myth] Ok, we're gonna add a half ounce of
- [Donkey sound]
- Kari: to ounce of
- [Rooster sound]
- Kari: slowly!
- Narrator: When you add donkey to rooster you get a violent reaction.
- Adam: Am I missing an eyebrow?
- Adam: [operating shark-punching Buster] Oh, my God! This is more fun than should be allowed.
- Adam: How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?
- Salvatore: If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing, right?
- Adam: [in cockney accent to a shotgun toting Jamie facing an oven door] Alright Jamie, here's your motivation: This oven door has run off with your wife, so you decide to gear-up and get even.
- Adam: [Holds a weather balloon] For science!
- [Releases the weather balloon and it floats away]
- Jamie: [Points to the weather balloon] It's going that way!
- [Adam laughs]
- Adam: You're a budding meteorologist Jamie!
- [Jamie laughs]
- Adam: We got a robot in the water, he's stuffed with tuna and it's just another day here at Mythbusters.
- Jamie: I think that was one of the most destructive things I've ever done. That was cool!
- Narrator: [Adam extinguishes the bunker after a successful rocket test] Not so much as fire in the hole as fire in the whole shop!
- Kari: [testing vodka as a poison oak remedy] I hope you don't have a date tonight. Showing up smelling like liquor with poison oak.
- Salvatore: [laughs] Works every time!
- Salvatore: [being massaged for an episode on the effects of stress levels on driving] This is the best damn Mythbusters *ever*.
- Jamie: [fills a truck with vacuum cleaners] Do we suck or what?
- Adam: This kills you!
- [points to a .30-06 bullet]
- Adam: This kills you and everyone else in the room!
- [points to a .50cal bullet]
- Jamie: I think this thing could hurt you. I think we're about to find out whether it will hurt you.
- Adam: All right, I'll go put on the suit.
- Narrator: What did I say about dressing up?
- Adam: [dancing in Redman suit] Yeah! You can shake your booty in this!
- Jamie: So what's in these things?
- Adam: Supposed to be vinegar and water.
- [takes a sip of feminine hygiene products and spits it out]
- Adam: Yeah, tastes like vinegar and water.
- [starts laughing]
- Adam: I just took a taste test.
- [continues laughing]
- Salvatore: He's gonna die... but it's gonna look great.
- Kari: [after Adam gets shocked by the ark] Do you feel God?
- Adam: [Christine and Tory tape pizza boxes to Adam's arms] We're at the Icarus part of the evening. I think you know what happened to Icarus!
- Adam: This is your head!
- [Touches ballistics gel]
- Adam: This is your head with an axe in it! Are we clear?
- Jamie: [while coffin is being closed in the Buried Alive myth] Farewell cruel world!
- Adam: Hell or high water we are gonna get him back out! We leave no man behind on MythBusters man!
- Jamie: [wearing a wetsuit] I feel kinda sexy!
- Adam: [Holds up a pig's head in front of his face] Jamie!
- Jamie: Yeah?
- Adam: Please don't fire bullets into my head!
- Jamie: Its only got one ear though.
- Adam: We don't need ears for testing lethality of bullets at terminal velocity man!
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