- Merrill Whooly: [on cell-phone handset] Betty! No, I'm in the car. I'm going to pick up Jenna at the ferry. She came home to spend Halloween with her brother. Is that true love or what?
- Douglas "Dougie" Whooly: Jenna's my girlfriend. I'm going to marry her.
- Merrill Whooly: He says he's going to marry her. I don't think they got up to the word "incest" in the third grade, yet.
- Douglas "Dougie" Whooly: You said "sex"!
- Merrill Whooly: [to Dougie] I said "incest," and don't be so stupid - play your game!
- Douglas "Dougie" Whooly: [shouting] Just let him go back to hell!
- Jenna Whooly: [overlapping] Shhh! Shhh!
- Jenna Whooly: He killed Daddy... His ass is *fucking grass*!
- [first lines]
- Douglas "Dougie" Whooly: [off-camera] Ten points. Fifty points. Bonus points! A hundred points! Mom, he's ripping his guts out!
- Merrill Whooly: [on cell-phone handset] That's why I was calling you: I *do* have a costume! I'm putting together this Carmen-Miranda-and-Chiquita-Banana-type thing. It came to me in a dream. Actually, I *was* stoned.
- [covers her mouth after realizing that her young son is in the car with her]
- Jenna Whooly: Okay. Who was he and what did he look like?
- Douglas "Dougie" Whooly: You know - Jesus. He's wearing a costume, but I know he was real 'cause he had real blood.
- [long pause as Jenna takes this in]
- Jenna Whooly: Was he bleeding from his hand?
- [Dougie nods]
- Jenna Whooly: When you were trick-or-treating, did Satan kill Alex's father?
- Douglas "Dougie" Whooly: When we were trick-or-treating, he threw a guy out of a window.
- Jenna Whooly: Was it a big, brick house?
- [Dougie nods]
- Jenna Whooly: That man was Alex's father... And Jesus is Satan!
- [last lines]
- Jenna Whooly: [voice-over] Mom... Why doesn't he say something?
- Douglas "Dougie" Whooly: [voice-over] He's afraid Satan will hear him.