Death to the Supermodels

Perhaps this movie is not as disgustingly harmful as such movies as Larry the Cable guy but it is still a rotten and disgusting piece of cinema that can also do potential harm to the viewer. The tag-line is "drop dead gorgeous" but what you see will be completely the opposite with added disgusting features, which are not funny, simply puke worthy. Don't say I didn't warn you. The morons who made this movie should figure out that the term 'Asexual' means organisms which reproduce without sex and that it has nothing to do with spooning. This just goes to show the intelligence level of the audience that was intended. Besides the harmful factors, there exists no story or anything resembling anything sane or logical in this movie. Avoid this movie. Don't even watch it at gunpoint.

I have just lost 84 minutes of my life watching this flick about five supermodels that travel to a desert island with an editor of a fashion magazine and two gay photographers to shoot photos and they are murdered by a mysterious killer.

I wanted to see a comedy to laugh in a raining day in Rio, and I decided to see "Death to the Supermodels" expecting to shutdown my brain and see a comedy in the style of "American Pie". However, "Death to the Supermodels" is an awful unfunny gross comedy that does not make laugh…maybe cry. The serial killer should kill the director, writer and producers of this crap instead of the models. My vote is one (awful).

Title (Brazil): "Verão Americano, É Hora de Detonar" ("American Summer, It is Time to Blow up")

So bad.

So, *so* bad.

It's not even so bad that it's funny. Which is unfortunate because the film seems to think it's a comedy.

I am not normally moved to add IMDb comments but if I can prevent another human from experiencing the pain of sitting through this thing then I shall consider it my good deed for the day.

I'm half tempted to wonder if this was some sort of byzantine tax write off - although I'm loathe to credit the producers with that much intelligence.

I saw this movie last night, my boyfriend thought it would be a fun romp to watch... he was wrong. What I though was funny was the lack of comedic timing, and how long you can keep the bad jokes going... My oh my they just would not let the "jokes" die...

I feel for the others that had to endure this... More than than that, I pity the cast and crew... they had to endure this up close and personal.

I hate to think that the good reviews came only from the minions of the distributors, but after watching this.. what else can I believe. The locations seem beautiful, but we see so little of it, almost as though the director never heard of a wide shot.

Death to the Supermodels is by far the most idiotic, humorless, and unfunny movie I've endured.

Thankfully, I never went so far as to rent this pile of crap. It just happened to be on TV when I was doing something else. At first it seemed like a good idea but it turned out to be what was eventually expected of such an undertaking. Drop dead gorgeous the models are not. They have been made totally and utterly repulsive. Its totally disgusting to watch. From the very start, each and every member of the cast looks totally uninterested in the movie. None of them seem to know what they're doing. There's no story and very little acting too. There may be one or two moments where one could come close to smiling but the repulsive nature of this film is just not worth that. Avoid at all costs.