- Conker T. Squirrel: Oh, just great! I thought the designers said that this was just a straight port. What a hack!
- Gargoyle: A frying pan! You stupid little... TWAT!
- Conker T. Squirrel: Hmmm. What if he were meant to fall of here? Hey, what if you were meant to fall of here?
- Gargoyle: Yes, but the designer thought it wise to change the training level a bit. To fool the audience into thinking that the rest of the game will also be different. I'm afraid you have to try something else.
- Conker T. Squirrel: Hmmm. Well, lucky I brought this as well then!
- [Whacks Gargoyle with bat]
- Gargoyle: Ouch!
- Conker T. Squirrel: Hey, Mister Designer! No more surprises, please.