Señorita Justice

Let me start by saying this: I wanted to like this movie. However, despite my best efforts, I couldn't bring myself to tolerate this abhorred abomination that this database has deemed a movie. Even the transitions between each vomit inducing scene where terrible. I watched this movie with a friend because we knew one of the leads. I lost both my lunch and my dignity for the 80 minutes I'll never get back. No lie, the friend I watched this with actually became nauseous and left early. Unfortunately, I insisted on watching the rest of this disaster. Eva Longoria is used as window dressing on the cover despite her total screen time of about 3 minutes. The music is putrid, lighting and shots abysmal, and the fight scenes are worse than any STUDENT film I've ever seen. Myself having made a few amateur fight videos, let me say that me and 3 random people off the street could have created better. The next time a production company wants to throw thousands in the toilet, I'd appreciate it if they could do it in a way that doesn't send viewers racing to the toilet as well.

It had been a good, long time since me and my high school buddies sat down to a righteously awful straight-to-video flick. This confused mess fit the bill and then some.

Try to picture a sort of Pam Grier-type exploitation movie but with Cuban Americans and production values that make you wonder if they just strung three episodes of an ethnic soap opera together, and you have some idea what this is like.

With dozens of goofy montages and instances of recycled footage, it has to have more padding than any 80 minute movie I've ever seen. The action sequences are edited badly (tons of dissolves a la "John Carpenter's Vampires"), choreographed worse (looks like they got the guy that did "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers"), and performed horrendously. The ladies are gorgeous, the guys are cheesy and sleazy--pretty much all the prerequisites are met for a raucous evening in front of the tube with friends and beer. Lots of beer. Check it out!

The mixed production values and cheap soundtrack music (in between the reggaeton cuts) is reminiscent of porn films of the 70s. You start wondering about 15 minutes into it when any of the characters are going to hit the sheets in between the fist fights. I suspect that this film is one that most of its otherwise respectable actors don't talk about these days. Also, why it was never seen in theatres.

As someone else said, there is only one reason to even bother with this film, and that's Edith Gonzales. She takes a back seat to Eva Longoria in this film, but at least proves she has the option to act in English if the right project came along.

I voted one because I couldn't vote zero. The acting was bad, the quality stank, and the whole thing was like the fascination of the abhorrent. The only surprise in the entire (baaaad) plot was that nobody broke out having sex - that's the quality of movie we're talking about - usually films this bad are rated XXX; they have no other redeeming feature. This one didn't even have that. I can understand the parts of our heroine and the blonde cop, but where did the brunette cop fit in? Basically, this appears to be a way to show that gangstas from Habanita are just as screwed up as all the other ones... OK, so the whole thing did hang together in a weird sort of way, but it left an awful lot of loose ends. It starts in the middle and ends in the middle. Apparently, I don't watch enough daytime drama to keep up with this sort of stuff. I was expecting some sort of Hispanic shoot-em-up, but what I got was a lousy plot with the worst acting, filming and action. Also, apparently, the denizens of Habanita all spontaneously speak English (well, maybe so, although you'd never know it from being there - it's not that they can't speak English, it's just they normally speak Spanish with each other), and, furthermore, they can't cuss worth spit. Spaniards really cuss with extraordinary inventiveness, whereas these guys just mouth off a few limited tacos.

Yes, a waste of time, but goodness that Yancy Mendia girl is cute. Even cuter than Eva. The most ridiculous part of it is the inclusion of Edith Gonzalez in it. She's a big time soap star, so I was quite surprised at her appearance in this. Her accent is quite apparent. Oh, and I also liked that the heroine drove a Nissan 240 in the film. Lol. I'm trying to stretch out this comment because IMDb will not let me post this unless it's at least ten lines long. I don't get it. So I will just write, write and write until it allows me to post this ridiculousness. OK, also, this is the only film where the girl looks cuter in a goofy dress than in her "sexy" garb.