I Accidentally Domed Your Son

This offbeat dark comedy take place when four friends (Bisco, J-Rob, Pedro, and Hay Love) have a backyard bar-b-q and decide to come up on some bud. Not knowing where to turn, because the streets have been dry for a few months, they end up scoring from the son of a over protective mob figure by the name of Fredrico, who vows, if anything should happen to his son, their will be hell to pay. After a tragic accident, the four friends are on the run with only one person to turn to, Krego (Kurupt), Brisco's (Ryan Combs) long time friend. Krego confirms to them, Fredrico is a very powerful man, and there is no escaping his fury. Their only option is to change their appearance through underground plastic surgery, which would take them on a five hundred mile road trip. Along the way, they will have to avoid Fredrico's beautiful assassin, Venus (Jonnie Dia Renzo), and other unsavory characters, leaving them to ponder the question, was it just dumb luck, or was it the bud?

Well now that I've said that, it's not entirely true. I've watched the movie twice now. I should probably explain...

I caught a bit of "Domed" (as it's now called in my circle of friends...) on Starz,and the 20 mins that I saw was SO BAD, I had to see the rest. Generally you can pick up some semblance of a plot in 20 mins of a 90 min. film, but oh no... Not with "Domed". I had to see more, so I signed up for Real Movies, which is a pay-for service that allows you to legally download all the movies that are played on Starz. Yurika! "Domed" was available for download. So I watched the whole thing, and I was absolutely floored that a movie could be SO BAD! I was laughing not because it was funny, but because the content was so terrible! One of the characters that dies in the first 1/2 of the movie is re-used as a different character in the 2nd half! And that's just the beginning...

So after watching the movie, I explained some of the scenes to my friends. They're response was, "There's no way a movie like that would actually make it to a pay-for cable channel like Starz". We actually ended up making a bet between three of us choosing three different movies, about who's movie was going to be worse. I told them ahead of time that it was an unfair bet, being that it isn't possible to have a set of sequential moving pictures be any worse than "Domed", but they both insisted they had worse movies.

We ended up watching "Domed" first, and half way into the film, they're both shaking their heads in disbelieve. They both admitted less than half way into it, that it was indeed the worse film they've ever seen (one of the guys was noticeably angry about it!).

The movie is so memorably terrible, that it's actually now folklore within our group of friends, and has it's own shortened name of "DOMED". If you have a jacked up sense of humor like I do, or are sometimes in need of a masochistic movie, this is the one for you. I'm serious when I say that you'll never find a movie as bad.

I accidentally Dizzomed your Sizzzunn!!! LOL! Even the title sucks!

5 friends go out in search of weed, 3 go to the son of a mafioso heavy, the other 2 go to gang territory. When 1 of them get shot, the other is terrified and goes to tell the others who are now hanging with the mob heavy's son, who accidentally gets domed, or shot in the head. This is where the film takes a decidedly downhill turn. With characters that are all pathetic, unfunny, and they go on and on and on. It was almost enough that I wanted to be 'Domed' before to long. Why do I keep watching these crappy 'Only on' films on Starz on Demand? Well in the intro of all said movies. The actors of the Mike-era of MST3K introduce said films so that draws me in.

My Grade: D

Where i saw it: Starz on Demand (available till September 8th, 2005)

The name of the movie caught my attention. The movie started out pretty well, offbeat with funny performances and some promise. It didn't fulfill its promise, but for its genre, it was pretty entertaining. The characters were more sympathetic in the beginning, and they played well together. The father-son scenes (between the drug-lord and his adored son) as well as the scenes between the main characters and the drug-lord were entertaining. They established the plot of the film, which just didn't hold up as the film went along. Unfortunately, the film fell apart a little bit toward the end. However, it was a different type of film. I enjoyed parts of it, but, as I commented, the plot kind of spun out of control as the film progressed. Some funny moments, though.

I caught this movie on Showtime and thought it was great. Good enough for me to come here and look up Jonnie Dearenzo!!! Man, I think she is SOOOOO HOT!!!!!!! Ya, there were a few scenes that could use some work, but give these guys credit. This movie has got some funny scenes. Jonnie Dearenzo {my new favorite producer} did a good job playing it cool and following these guys.I just now realized that she is a producer and works on the set too.I am your biggest fan Jonnie!!! Ryan Combs is up and coming,I've seen a few of his films on Showtime over the past few months and I have enjoyed all of them. A lot of people want to give these B films a bad rating right off the bat and do nothing but critique the movie to the fullest extent.I think that part of the fun is the cheap budget and it makes it that much funnier to me.