Die You Zombie Bastards!

A horror comedy that should have been A Troma movie if you ask me. This one has an evil Baron living on a island who has just devised a zombotron that will turn people into green zombie slaves. The Baron kidnaps a serial killers wife setting the husband on a heroic journey to get her back.

This one was pretty good. Not much of a budget but it keeps you laughing. You got everything in this film from robots to giant houseflies and even rockabilly legend Hasil Adkins playing himself. Porn legend Jamie Gillis pops up in it a couple of times. There is regular nudity and zombie nudity. Overall a good time to be had and you won't get brain strain trying to figure anything out.

Die You Zombie Bastards! is a wonderful slice of trash cinema for anyone who is a fan of troma films or just good films in general. The dialogue, casting, special effects and plot are all far better than one would expect a troma film (toxic avenger, etc.) to be. It is amazing that this young director could have such a great eye for what makes a good shot.

not only is this film incredibly freaky, it is also quite funny in places. Some parts were so stunning that it made me wish i could rewind it just to make sure I saw it right.

This film definitely deserves a DVD release, and someday will be seen as a classic in the genre. It is the best film of its kind ever made. An utter masterpeice. I give it 10/10.

How can you not love this movie? Zombies, ninjas, robots, Vlad the Impaler, a former male porn star and poorly behaved dog-men! Oh, and hot topless zombie chicks. Hot. Topless. Zombie. Chicks. They couldn't have pirates because having them on-screen with all the others would create a "coolness overload" that might just destroy the planet. The movie makes almost no sense and the acting is atrocious but that doesn't really matter. If you love cheesy flicks you'll love this. The only reason it's not a 10 is every time I looked at the leading man's face my teeth began to hurt. Seriously, dude looks like he's been living on a diet of aluminum foil, broken glass and scrap metal.

Well well, what was this. I have seen the trailer and thought, well, this I must see, so I did but it was weirder than the trailer. If you are going to watch it be advised that it is really a weird movie. Don't take it seriously, but watch it with a pint of beer and some nachos. Sit down and relax and take a ride towards cheap effects (space ship, sea monster), cannibalism (a couple loves to eat human flesh), stupid hero's (red man), stupid make up (Baron Nefarious and the zombies), goofy story lines (in fact the whole movie) and the obligatory nudity (a lot of juggs and hairy kitty cats). Sometimes it's a bit boring but I must say that the acting of Tim Gerstmar is excellent. Many will find it celluloid shite others will adore it.

*SIGH*... Alright, look. I'm perfectly aware that there's much, much worse out there in the way of B-entertainment. But, come on. Must Die You Zombie Bastards! be THAT ridiculous? I mean, tone it down some, your'e not a Troma movie, get over it. Over the top is one thing, but this overly ambitious silliness almost resembles something like Drawn Together from Comedy Central, more so than a Troma, which just has to be what they were going for. That, and maybe Chris Seaver, and let me tell ya, this one ain't no LBP epic, either. On the other hand, Die You Zombie Bastards! still has a lot going for it, that is, if you're only watching for the excessive, comical gore. Otherwise, this movie is just irritating

Die You Zombie Bastards is about a serial Killer, Red Toole. Red Toole enjoys murdering, mutilating, and eating human flesh, and like a lot of confused young men, Red also really digs super-hero's, or, I guess, he think's he is one, I don't know. Anyway, Toole is a fairly easy-going fellow, he seems to really enjoy life, and why shouldn't he? Red's hobby/passion is not only tolerated by his wife, but the gorgeous Violet has also embraced his love for cannibalism, and murder. It's just an all around healthy marriage.

For every super-hero, there has to be the bad guy. Meet Nefarious. A mad scientist, with some rather unique fetish's, which cant't really be explained on this website. This guy is searching for the perfect woman, and on this day, he finds her. that's right, Toole's girl, Violet. With the help of some Zombies, and some other fake-looking things, Nefarious steals his new girlfriend, right from under Toole. From here, Red Toole embarks on a world wide (New England) journey to rescue his hot wife from the clutches of this new, rather disturbed enemy named Nefarious. From here, everything is just, joke, after gag, after pun, after baby noise, after confusing inside joke (Peanutch?). I was expecting a lot more, after reading a lot of the positive reviews. Thank's a lot, guys. That money could've gone to something awesome like The Undertaker And His Pals or TeenApe Goes To Camp.

What also gets under my skin is all the little flashbacks, sorta like in the TV show Scrubs. It's OK for Scrubs, because Scrubs isn't as stupid as this. Just doesn't fit in something like this, or maybe it does, what the hell do I know? Die You Zombie Bastards! is just a little too self-aware for my taste, it comes off more like a spoof of B-horror, which can be a good thing, but this movie just rubs me the wrong way. Aside from all this, were looking at some bold, outlandish Exploitation that will leave you exhausted if you try to understand it. Die You Zombie Bastards will force at least a couple laughs out of you, regardless of how stupid (or pathetic) you might, or might not, think it is. Recommended to those who will give anything a chance as long as super-hero's are involved, even an overly-silly, sci-fi-ish, Troma-wannabe, about a serial killing, super-hero on a stupid little mission called Die You Zombie Bastards! But hey, there's always the gore. 4/10