The Mummy's Kiss

This may be a simple, adult late night B-movie, but I feel that when you make one in an unusual setting like an ancient egyptian horror tale, you might include some talent on the director's part. This movie tries to be interesting with flashbacks tto ancient egypt which boast locations that are so obviously the producer's backyard in California which just happens to have palm trees in it. With the digital special effects they bothered to include in this "skin flik", you'd think the least the director ccould do was direct the mummy not to walk like an anal exam victim, or maybe the director could have included at least ONE CREATIVE CAMERA ANGLE.

I always loved this movie. Mostly because of Mia and Sasha. I understand perfectly clearly what they're trying to say. It's hard to find your long lost lesbian lover in a world where you always get killed over it. I also understand the Egyptian stuff and the don't attack an evil person stuff.

ADULT MOVIE. A disgraced ancient Egyptian sorceress(Ava Niche)is brought back to life in modern day Los Angeles to reclaim an old love in the spirit of a college student(Sasha Peralto). Naked lovin', touchin' and squeezin'. Flimsy, hackneyed story line; but at least one is attempted. Also in the cast are: George Thomas, Aysia Lee and Richard Lynch. Listed as a horror movie; but actually just a skin flick.(I am not complaining).

Soft core porn with a plot and special effects. Watchable if only for the ladies and in particular the gorgeous Katie Lohmann. The only notable acting is from veteran Richard Lynch who I was really surprised to see in this movie. His performance is well above the rest of the cast.

This film essentially begins at a university where a college professor by the name of "Carter Moore" (George Thomas) and two of his female assistants named "Ana Harwa" (Sasha Peralta) and "Tina Kim" (Aysia Lee) are busy unpacking some crates full of ancient Egyptian artifacts. As it so happens, one particular crate contains the mummified body of an evil sorceress named "Hor-Shep-Sut" (Ava Niche) who was put to death for having a forbidden affair with the pharaoh's daughter "Hat-Em-Akhet" (also played by Sasha Peralta). Although the professor and his two assistants are quite eager to remove the mask of the mummy to see what she now looks like, just seconds before doing so, Ana suddenly becomes dizzy and faints. Needless to say, this puts a damper on their curiosity and, after reviving her, they all agree to hold off for the time-being. Unfortunately, after leaving, a guard by the name of "Dick Walters" (Stan Bennett) decides to look for himself and accidentally awakens the evil sorceress who now becomes determined to reunite with the soul of her long-lost love--and that soul now belongs to Ana Harwa. Now, rather than reveal any more, I will just say that I was not at all impressed with this film as it contained bad acting, an awful script and a completely ridiculous plot designed primarily for an adult audience. On that note, I will admit that there were several attractive actresses featured with Diana Espen (as "Yvonne"), Katie Lohmann (as "Isis") and the aforementioned Aysia Lee probably standing out the most, in my opinion. But even so, none of these young ladies were able to correct the problems mentioned earlier and I have rated this movie accordingly.