Bat Thumb (2001)

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Bat Thumb

Bank Depositer: Hi, I'd like to make a deposit.
Bank Teller: [gasps in disgust and slaps him]
Bank Depositer: [holds up money] Money. I'd like to deposit money.
Bank Teller: [gasps in disgust and slaps him]
Bank Depositer: In your bank! I'd like to deposit money in your bank.
Bank Teller: [gasps in disgust, slaps and knocks him out]

Blue Jay: Would you wipe my tears?
Bat Thumb: No I will not wipe your tears, what part of you thinks that I would wipe your tears?
Blue Jay: The good part of me!

No Face: Ah, you remember well Bat Dung.
Bat Thumb: No face!
Blue Jay: I'll have you know, that the correct term for bat dung is 'Guano' so if you insist on calling him that then you should just call him Guano!
Bat Thumb: Okay remember the be quiet part?

Bat Thumb: [about No Face] Man he sure talks a lot.

[about Bat Thumb and Vicki have just had sex]
Vicky Nail: Wow, I've never done anything like that before.
Bat Thumb: Really?
Vicky Nail: No, I've done it a lot.

[No Face has just explained is plan to Bat Thumb]
Bat Thumb: You're insane!
No Face: Yes, you already said that.
Bat Thumb: Oh... you're in... you're ins... you're insane!

[No Face has removed his mask]
Blue Jay: Aaah, he's got no face!
Bat Thumb: ...Duuuh

Wuce Bayne: Fred, I need to get to the Thumbcave!
Fred: [drunk] ... Fish!... Oh Wuce, I thought you were a marlin. If you're going out be sure to take an umbrella because there's BACON outside.
Wuce Bayne: ...That's fine, Fred.
Fred: Fine for you maybe but what about the Bacon Bits people? They can't be happy!
[wanders off]

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