The Sin Twins

Sin City introduced its Russian twins Sasha and Misha with this undernourished stab at sci-fi content, later to exploit them better in a pair of Bud Lee takeoffs on Guy Ritchie gangster films. Main interest for me was an early example of Chatsworth pornographers tapping into the burgeoning British porn industry.

Karl Kinkaid, billed as K.K., brings his trademark dreadlocks to the central role of a scientist (they merely call him Doctor in what passes for a minimal script) intent on creating the perfect woman in the form of a robot. The sex vignettes are loosely related with a confusing use of the twins both as robots and one of them (Misha) as a local pub bartender.

Angel Long gets top billing for a wholly unrelated sequence in which she has anal sex courtesy of Ian Tate/Dirty Dog (his credit quaintly a mere "D.D." for the initiated to figure out) at a picnic, celebrating afterward with champagne.

Another tossed-in sex vignette has a blonde beauty in fishnet stockings humping away, credited as "Jane" which IMDb identifies as Laura Michaels, but he didn't resemble that lovely star of several Cathy Barry productions (see: "Laura's Stocking Tops") at all.

After Ashley Long, like Angel a top British talent of the Long persuasion, opens the show as a robot that doesn't pass muster with K.K. after humping his fellow scientist Steve Hooper, the twins have two robot sex scenes that seem to be sequenced out of order. Their first sex scene is with a pesky scientist in white lab coat who humps them while creator K.K. is away, and the upshot of it is K.K. returning and getting angry, frustrated that his creations are not perfect. He decided to create two identical robots after listening to a barfly at the pub tell of his own sexcapade and remark after we watch it in flashback "Two would be better".

It turns out that the twin robots are modeled after the bartender Misha, so later on when K.K. accidentally leaves his wallet behind at the pub, Misha comes to his basement lab (extremely cheap set with no equipment, no nothing) to return it, she joins in a three-way sex scene with him and the surviving robot, played by her sister Sasha. The Russian pair are lovely to look act but unimpressive in acting or sexual performance.

Sci-fi content here is all talk -nothing actually represented on screen and with zero props. Prettiest cast member (all the femmes are blondes of one shade or another) is Melissa Walker, who I'd previously seen in several Brit Porn assigments including the first volume of Cathy Barry's Diary series. She has a fleeting non-sex cameo in one of the pub scenes.

This movie is an okay adult film. Not quite one of those movies that are just one random sex scene after the other this one interjects a bit of story in it to progress from one scene to the next. Of course, the sex scenes are a bit longer and are the main point of the film. The story which is not exactly a work of art, but moves rather well a researcher is trying to make a sex robot or something to that effect. I could not tell if it was supposed to be a robot or some sort of artificial life or something. I mean this is a porno so not much money is going to be spent. You get to see him try to make robots or whatever then test them, then meet at the bar with people who recount their tales of passion in hopes their tales will inspire the researcher and improve on his project. There are two sex scenes like this and three involving the testing of the droids or whatever. I like the two involving the bar people's stories the best. One involves a very hot gal in red lingerie who has a bit of weight on her, but I somehow find this makes her look even better. The other involves a very cute blond in a picnic like setting. This one is the highlight of the movie for me. Then there is the first robot scene that does not have the twins of the title and the two with the twins. They are all right, nothing special the final one being rather anti-climatic after the picnic scene. Still, a rather good sex flick...you have your bit of plot that progresses to rather good sex so fun to watch.