Filthy McNasty

In all my 53 years of life I finally found the WORST movie on the face of the earth.

2 "ugly" girls make a deal to be "hotter"? first off there hotter that the stupid main character woman and the guys are even worse...I lasted about 5 minutes into it before I just killed it.

This movie I got suggested at 3am by my Google Chromecast, I have never been so happy to see this unhinged masterpiece recommend to me.

The sorry plot is nothing to be excited about but it's an unholy amalgamation of humor and that questionable vhs you saw in your grandpa's closet that he forgot to return to the video store back in 1987.

The lines are oddly quotable and memorable because of their sheer absurdity, they're delivered so horrible and yet so well.

The awful budget is part of the charm and if you can look past the fact that this real and you are indeed watching it, I'd wholly recommend this with a glass of scotch or some green and Early morning like 3am.

It sets the mood and never have I felt more twisted and horrified yet amused.

This movie literally changed my life 10/10.

Nerdy high school gals Julie (Debbie Rochon) and Liz (Miss Kitty) are picked on by their peers, but get an offer too good to pass up from a weird, nasal-voiced, Goth guy named Julien (Tim Ekkebus). He offers to use a spell to call up a demon that will give the girls good looks and popularity and finally turn him into what he's always wanted to be... a hermaphrodite (?) Meanwhile, Phil the Demon (Ekkebus again) has other plans on his mind, such as crashing a party and slaughtering the guests. A few very funny, very bad taste comic moments stand out in a mess of more lame, groan-inducing gags (including, as someone pointed out below me, masturbation using fecal matter) in this videotaped comedy that gets a little extra mileage from the engaging performances from Rochon, Miss Kitty and Ekkebus. The rest of the cast is atrocious. It uses music from CHILDREN OF THE CORN, 'Hot Popcorn' (formerly used in SHRIEK OF THE MUTILATED) and various other pop songs that I seriously doubt they had the money to pay for.

A friend of mine brought over three Chris Seaver films he'd purchased at the Frightvision 2003 convention in Cleveland. Those were the nearly unwatchable SCROTAL VENGEANCE and the completely unfunny, bottom of the low-budget barrel sequel to this film (FILTHY MCNASTIER: MAXIMUM DOUCHE). Of those three, this is easily the best.

Granted, this is a low-budget film and the entire storyline is pretty redundant. Overall, however, with the tackiness of the film - it *almost* makes it pretty decent. You just have to come to terms with a lot of nonsense and grumbling. Film made in 2002, but the actual movie looks like it came straight from the early 80's. Production value is pretty empty as well.

Okay, to put it as simple as possible: You probably won't like this film. It has its perks of humor, but most people won't really agree with the purpose. It's almost as though a bunch of college students wanted to make a few movies and throw in some nudity and "partial" sex scenes for comedic effect.

Filthy McNasty is a comedy, apparently. Its full of that purile humour that appeals to those about to hit their teens and was a source of several cringes and facepalms.

Standing at only 45 minutes long it tells the story of two girls who make a deal with a demon to be made beautiful but at what cost? Uber low budget, moronic humour, useless cast and a clearly unlicensed soundtrack (At one point a guy starts singing Tenacious D) this is abysmal stuff.

And yet at the same time its one of those films that has to be seen to be believed because its simply THAT bad.

So amateurish in even the IMDb pages creation that it doesn't even have the correct movie poster! And to make matters worse it also spawned 2 sequels, how does such a thing happen?

The Good:

Nope

The Bad: Pretty much every single aspect of the entire film

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

Teen Ape says "Hell, it's better than committing suicide...right?"