- Sgt. Sagara Sousuke: [to a dating simulation that has just dumped him] Wait! If you cut off negotiations, it can only lead to war. Accept a truce, and I will listen to whatever you have to say. Let's work toward a compromise!
- Sgt. Sagara Sousuke: [pulls a gun on a boy harassing Kaname] I'll let you go this time but if I see you doing this again, I'll come after you and all your relatives.
- Sousuke Sagara: [after realizing Kaname is on a date with another guy] Well, now I understand the relieved. I feel very situation.
- Sousuke Sagara: [to a mass of hysterical students] What are you people crying for?
- Kaname Chidori: Quiet, you! We're all busy reflecting on the human conscience right now. You just stay over there and die!
- Ms. Kagurazaka: As this is an activity outside school grounds I ask that everybody act in an appropriate manner
- [turning harshly to Sousuke]
- Ms. Kagurazaka: Especially Sagara! Is that understood?
- Sousuke Sagara: Yes, ma'am. I shall put my skills to good use to defend the honor of our cherished school, it's a privilege, ma'am!
- Ms. Kagurazaka: I mean, do you understand the meaning of the word "appropriate"?
- Sousuke Sagara: Yes. I will make sure to use the appropriate weapon.
- Ms. Kagurazaka: No!
- [the entire class winces]
- Yakuza thug: [pointing to Kaname] She's the one who sicced that freakin' Bonta Kun on us!
- Kaname Chidori: [while standing behind Sousuke] Yeah, you wanna fight? I'll summon Bonta-Kun again! He'll fumoffu your ass until you cry!
- Issei Tsubaki: Sagara! Sagara! Sagara!
- [can't see because his glasses aren't on and he is looking for Sousuke among the class]
- Sousuke Sagara: Put your glasses on, Tsubaki
- Issei Tsubaki: Shut up! Why didn't you make it to the duel?
- Sousuke Sagara: What duel?
- Issei Tsubaki: Don't play stupid, you know I put a letter of challenge in your locker yesterday!
- Kaname Chidori: [slides over] So that was a letter of challenge
- Sousuke Sagara: That's news to me...
- Issei Tsubaki: What? You mean you didn't read it?
- Sousuke Sagara: I'm afraid I couldn't I blew it up.
- Issei Tsubaki: What are you, some kind of freak? Take this, Sagara!
- Issei Tsubaki: [takes the Janitor down instead with the move he had intended to hit Sousuke with] Well, have you learned your lesson, Sagara?
- Sgt. Maj. Melissa Mao: [after Kurz returns to the SafeHouse drunk] Oh, it's you... you're lucky I don't bust a cap in your ass right now...
- Sgt. Kurz Weber: My ass, huh? Sounds like sexual harassment...
- Kaname Chidori: [trying to push Sousake out of a train window] If you have any pity, put yourself out of my misery!