Or is it "preserve"?
Don't see this awful, straight-to-Disney-Channel-movie, or you will be shouting in pain when it is over. Now, I will take you behind the minds of the writers:
I can just see some guys in a room, coffee in hand, thinking of something to put in this movie.
BRAINSTORMER 1 What characters should we use?
The Irish-American "duh?" generation teen. The token black kid (no racist comment intended - I took that statement from the front cover of some movie I saw at the rental store!). Your stereotypical Irish Grandfather. (Aye!) Hokey effects and a dumb plot thought of in a five minute brainstorming session.
With that in mind, you've got the outline for the film. Next, let's think what the writers were thinking of in mind of a director:
McG Steven Spielberg Steven Seagal The Wachowski Brothers Someone With No Talent (Well, That Negatives McG and Seagal!) Someone With Talent (That negatives the rest)
So what are we left with? NO ONE, which is who I would think WAS behind this movie. No one. That's how awful it is.
This is low 100 material, I'm telling you. All it needs is 600 votes....
1/5 stars -
John Ulmer
