- Military Commissar: - Everything should be perfect in a person: shoulder straps, cockade, underwear, otherwise it's not a person, but a mammal.
- Bullet: It was a difficult year: taxes, catastrophes, prostitution, banditry, and a shortage in the army. It was impossible to put up with the latter, and a knowledgeable person, our military commissar, set to work. He gathered all the parasites, fools and cripples in the region, even assigned the deaf to the border detachment "Alpine black grouse". So many years have passed, and they are still doing weird things somewhere.
- Military Commissar: -You don't choose the oath, but the oath chooses you. Ensign, write down these simple, but at the same time great words.
- Bullet: - Will you, Fedya, "Bomb".
- Bomb: - Why "Bomb"?
- Bullet: - Because you're hot-tempered. You, Vladik, will be "Bayonet", because you are slender. And I will be "Bullet". Because on target.
- Military Commissar: -Nature is not a temple, much less a workshop. Nature is a shooting range, and the fire in it must be waged to defeat.
- Bomb: - If they send to a hot spot, they will award a star, an apartment without a queue and, of course, everywhere without a queue.
- Bullet: - And if the leg is torn off, then in the social security they will give a wooden one, a swearing parrot and a black mark.
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