Carnivore

Ok, I bought this movie as kind of a gamble buy. I must say as a gamble I absolutely lost this one. This movie is awful. At several points i had to turn the TV to full vol. just to hear the characters speak.

However... This movie does have one redeeming quality, besides that very arousing sex scene(joking). This movie is perfect to watch at about 4 or 5 in the morning with a bunch of friends, you will laugh your heads off at it. Have fun making fun of this one people!

A Top Secret Government project decides to set up its laboratory in the basement of an abandoned old house.They're using genetics to create an intelligent,regenerating mutant critter for the purposes of warfare.Even more inevitably,four teenagers decide to pick that night to camp out in the spooky old house."Carnivore" is absolutely bad and painful to watch.Whoever give it a 10 needs to have his/her head examined.I can't believe that it took almost twelve years to make this piece of cow dung.The acting is horrendous,the creature looks lame and there is absolutely no suspense.A couple of gore scenes can't save this this boring trash from fading into total obscurity.Watch this one only under the influence of alcohol.3 out of 10 and that's being kind.

My friend Marie bought this movie at Walmart for $4.88, and she told me that this is probably going to be one of the worst movies that I will ever see. I must say that this is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. 2nd in line is Hobbs End, but that is another story and It is better than this one. the 3rd worst movie is Komodo. If anyone disagrees with me please tell me because I'm always looking forward to laughs. My friend Marie proudly states that she saw this movie 3 whole times in a week and a half. Imagine that! She says it's good quality tv...riiight. Ewww boooring. The beginning was incredibly slow and I had to keep my eyes open so I wouldn't fall asleep. I tried to split the scene several times but my friend made me stay for the whole movie. I actually don't remember much of it except for the scene where they are drinking beer, running around a musty house, a woman agent fighting with a guy holding an uzi and this monster that looks like the honeycomb monster thing off of the honeycomb box. My favorite scene was when honecomb jumped out of the shadows and attacked the guy and tossed his organs around. The ending was dumb, don't remember it, don't remember the beginning..there's not much to remember. So the grand rating for this movie is: 1.3/10 marie's rating: 9.2/10

Wow! This film is a complete stinker. Not just part of a stinker, but the whole darn deal! This thing doesn't even deserve to be called cheesy. Monster is viscious but lame. Bad acting all around and there isn't one character you like. You're actually glad to see them whacked by the creature. This thing looked cheaper then my uncles home movies of his vacation to the Ozarks. I've seen high school plays with bigger budgets. My recommendation is to not waste your time. I usually like extras on DVD's...but in this case I was very thankful there wasn't anything extra. Although a documentary about the director getting ran out of town would be nice. Oh well...that's it...pass by this one on the rental shelf.

What's there to say... Other than this is the absolute worst "horror" flick I've ever seen. Don't waste your time. The acting is terrible and the monster looks about as scary as a soggy puffball. At 80 minutes, I found myself fast forwarding to find something worth watching. I never found it.