Witchouse

I'm not sure of DeCoteau's intentions here, but this seems like a homage to Kevin Tenney movies, particularly NIGHT OF THE DEMONS, and boy does it suck!

A group of teens are invited to a party by a weird girl named Elizabeth (Ashley McKinney), who uses a seance to resurrect the demonic Lilith (ghouled-up Ariauna Albright) in the basement. The rest of this "movie" is attractive young people wandering around a big house, getting killed offscreen and returning as demons. Scripter Matthew Jason Walsh provides plenty of dumb dialogue and vapid characters, but forgot to throw even one original idea into this supernatural snoozer with no gore, suspense, plot, notable special effects, nudity or point, and there's no excuse for such bad acting (though I'm willing to let Matt Raftery and McKinney off the hook for at least trying). Not surprisingly, many of them came from that wretched MTV series "Undressed."

The idea of this movie was OK. The problems with it were it had 0 production values, 0 acting talent and the "SPECIAL EFFECTS" looked awful. A lot of people say The Director Ed Wood Jr. made the worst movies ever but this movie in all honesty is the worst movie of all time. I don't say this lightly. I have got Bride of the Monster(An Ed Wood Jr. Movie) and compared to this, that Movie is like 2001 or The Shawshank Redemption or Pulp Fiction. The best thing about the Movie is the girl with the Dark Hair. She is a very good looking girl. There are people who have reviewed this movie and have said this is the best movie of all time. Whatever those people are on.........I want some of it. It must be some really potent Narcotic.

This is one of those, It's that Bad, it is actually good type movies(AKA Ed Wood Jr.)

It actually looked decent on the cover but as the saying goes "never judge a book by its cover." Its the same with films. A strange girl Elizabeth invites all her classmates to a party but she invited them because their ancestors killed her ancestor for being a witch. So she resurects her ancestor and then there is mayhem. Don't watch it. 0 out of 10.

A bunch of college students are invited to a creepy old mansion by their weird friend for a Halloween party, however she has summoned an ancient witch (who also happens to be family) to kill them all. Thankfully short routine horror film with poor F/X, lame one liners, little plot, and a lousy cast. Rated R; Sexual Situations, Violence, and Profanity.

To have two sequels, this film must have been a success which surprised Fool Moon, and can only be due to its half-namesake, The Blair Witch Titanic.

To end this review, there is more fake thunder and lightning in this film than all other films combined in history. I underexaggerate, because one might have {lightning and thunder} to include a few real ones {thunder and lightning} too. But {thunder, lightning} this could cause anyone with epilepsy to be {lightning, then thunder} killed. If not cured. Or cause it in one without it {thunder and soon the lightning}. This alone makes it almost unwatchable and unhearable. I kill you not, this {thunder while lightning} {lightning and thunder} goes {thunder and lightning} on until {lightning and thunder} the very end. It is that much. It's always overhead {lightning and thunder then lightning too} too, because the {thunder} thunder almost comes before the lightning {lightning} every time. {No thunder. Thunder.} It is set in {thunder, before lightning} one house, until when they come outside. The End.

I did partly enjoy the guy who couldn't help taking off that guy in the original FrightNight, with his weird way of talking like he had a lighting and thunder rod on his head. And there is some Fullish Moon humour between humans, witch I laughed at. But by far the highlight is the eary metallic thunder and studio lightning which stole every scene, as if it would go dark otherwise or the film would run out. But it did not. Watch The Titanic Blair Witch Project inhomestead.