Over-sexed Rugsuckers from Mars

"Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars" is so horrendously bad that it truly has to be seen to be believed.I couldn't believe my eyes how amateurish this little piece of Z-grade dementia is.We have vacuum cleaner anal intercourse,vacuum cleaner rape,romantic relationship with vacuum cleaner,three clay animated naked aliens from Mars and two moronic Humprey Bogart impersonators.Michael Paul Girard played in very cheesy rock band called Ray Zone Day and their ghastly music is heard throughout this movie.The acting is incredibly wooden and the scenes with Dusty the Vacuum Cleaner are truly hysterical."Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars" needs to be seen during heavy drinking session.It certainly blew my mind.I will never see vacuum cleaner in the same light again.5 horny vacuum cleaners out of 10.

Back in the early 90's, me and the lads went to the local video store and found we had seen everything decent, so we went for something completely off the wall and chose "Oversexed rug suckers from mars".

Wow! what an experience. We all sat there in silence until the end of the film, just glued to the screen by the movie magic before us. Never before has any director squeezed such an amazing performance from household appliances. The film drifted slightly in the middle but on the whole it was fantastic! I don't want to say too much as this will impair your first time experience, just watch it for yourselves (if you can find it!).

Three miniature anatomically correct clay-mated aliens travel to Earth to see how humans have evolved. They decide to make a human/ vacuum cleaner hybrid just for giggles, but their plan is contingent on someone having their way with a vacuum cleaner. A local bum more than happily obliges. However the resulting hybrid has a taste for.....blood and sex!! Leaving the bum to go look for his lost loving vacuum, Dusty

Thisultra-low budget curiosity is definitely a weird one, you'll never see a rapist vacuum cleaner in any other movie and the ridiculous image stays with you for a little while. The whole film feels like it was written on a bunch of cocktail napkins. Plot-lines and story elements disappear & reappear haphazardly and the movie goes off on a few tangents. Furthermore, the film feels too long for it's thin premise. Michael Paul Girard was able to make a minor soft-core skin classic with his later "Babes 2: Lost in Beaver Creek", but this, his first film, only showed that he had a lot of unpolished edges that he needed to smooth out before getting to that point.

Eye Candy: Jean Stewart gets frontally nude

My Grade: D-

DVD Extras: Director's commentary; 19 & a half minutes of outtakes from the original cut of the film; 4 minutes of outtakes from "Lebanon Vice" (the fictitious show that plays in this movie); and trailers for "National Lampoon's TV the Movie", "Fubar", "Plaster Caster", & "Dolemite"

I challenged a friend to find me the most bizarre film he could in a day. He came up with this little gem, After viewing the cover of the video i was a little unsure that i would be able to watch the whole film. The first 5 minutes do it no favours, but after that it becomes a most entertaining film, and i was glued to it the whole way through. If you get a chance to see this film do so. Not recommended for a night in with the wench, but a must see classic peace of cinema. I felt sorry for that naughty little dust sucker, just doing what comes naturally. Just goes to show you do not have to throw a millions of pounds at a film to make it entertaining. (A few more quid would not go a miss!)

If you only see one movie about rug-sucking Martians this year, see this one. This movie opened my eyes. I have since replaced all the carpet in my house with hardwood and tile.

They won't get me!