Avis Metacritic

This land of sweetness and light may appeal to many, but to some it is going to seem like living hell.

Has the look of a great fairy tale -- all that's missing is the tale.

Confusing to anyone who's familiar with the word "plot."

An inept assembly of ill-matched plot points, meandering through a production that has attractive art direction (despite the immobile mouths).

Skip the movie and pick up the videos at Toys R Us.

If you're above the target age of 5, Thomas may coax you into a naplike stupor.

Only very small children are likely to be satisfied.

Lays thick, goopy layers of uplift on what should be lighter on the heart and stomach.

An ugly and insipid film.

Even Amtrak hasn't seen a derailment this godawful in some time.