Ninja Commandments

Time seems to travel at a bizarrely slow rate on the Ninja Island they've have left behind as Gordon (in a sub-plot that defies all logic and quite frankly belief) goes in search of an ancient sword, and then returns to find his master murdered, possibly by his Australian mate Adam. Meanwhile the evil traitor, Stuart, has assumed his role. This, we are led to suppose, takes place over a period of roughly seven years. Back at the village, long-suffering single-parent Janet decides that, owing to her hideous disfigurement in a clumsy accident with a lamp, she will instead pretend to be Danny's Auntie to spare the kid further embarrassment.

Needless to say it all goes horribly wrong and the climax (as always) has to be seen to be believed. I won't spoil it for you though...I mean...unless you want me too?

Most Ninja movies are terrible. But this movie is very good for a ninja movie. This movie has two stories: 1 ninja bull***t 2 a story of a woman who has a ugly face. The first storie is bad but the second story in this movie is interesting. It is about a woman who burns her face and now she is very ugly. If I give this movie a mark I would give it a 3/10. This movie is better then the other ninja movies. If you like ninja movies I recommend this movie.