Green

Total crap! A bunch of idiots, one is a fat *beep*. Please don't make any other films EVER! Please for the love of film! Keep these people out of film. I want to smack these losers for being so lame. The dialogue is terrible and the acting is even worse. No one in this movie ever has the appropriate reaction to any situation.I recently attended an Eyeball Stabbing Convention, and I must say it was most refreshing after watching this monstrous filth. fact of the matter is their is nothing to be proud of about being fat. Sure you can say I'm a fat-stoner thats the way i am, but fact of the matter is your unhealthy, your body is being pushed to the limit and your more than likely gonna die young. Hey all power to ya, but if you were really proud of your body you would take care of it and lose weight!!!!!

I picked up this DVD for $4.00 today and just finished watching it. I've watched a whole lot of really bad independent films, but I guess I'm just an eternal optimist. Green was one of the better ones I've seen in a while. It was clear that the director had a vision for this film. He knew exactly what he wanted and he made it happen. It's well acted and the script touches on some very serious topics, but with quite a bit of humor thrown into the pot to make it all go down easier.

If you're looking for something different, but well made, then Green might be just what you're looking for. Go ahead and take a chance on it. I don't think you'll be disappointed.

We learn from 'Alien' that "in space no one can hear you scream." Well, I wish I could have been in space during this movie so I wouldn't have had to hear any of these characters bitch.

The egomania of this director is so apparent in this movie that there is nothing under the surface no matter how far you want to attempt to scratch.

Green is four shorts brought together with a mediocre beginning and an even more mediocre ending. Originally, the movie was a short but for some reason Mr. Hirsch decided he could add 75% more material to an already lame premise.

If I was being forced to watch this movie again, I would be more than happy to take the alternative route of overdosing on anti-depressants and narcotics (no matter the color) chasing it down with a bottle of Jack.

But, I'll stop before I go into a rant. You can certainly find enough of those in this movie.

I rented this movie because I like to rent movies. It sat there looking lonely so I picked it up. I came home, watched it and I took it back and bought a copy of my own. This movie is so unique in its presentation its message its medium. I love this movie it gives real insight into the mundanity of human existence today and truthfully it makes me want to be happy.

I saw this movie at a festival, and was completely struck by it. The characters were written so artfully that it quickly became my favorite film there. I kept expecting I'd hear about a theatrical release at some point.

Unfortunately for this movie, on paper it probably seems like another Gen X bitch-fest. But in actuality, it is a really eye opening look at human issues NOT related to a specific generation. Groping for success, love and happiness is a basic human action, no matter how old you are. And the characters that populate this film want for the full range of human desires. Sometimes it's heavy, but usually it's funny.

The writer/director of this film has eerie insight into how people work (especially with the female character). He's surely going to go far.